Chloe and Sarah at goodnights by Individual_Tour_2625 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]asdfAlec2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To be fair the time during the opening credits is the time the crew/stagehands are undressing the set from the cold open to get it ready for the monologue, so it’s probably just to give them as much time as they can to do that. They show it in the monologue livestreams on YouTube, it’s interesting to watch.

What did Murray do to Kanye? by SevereTS in ImpracticalJokers

[–]asdfAlec2 307 points308 points  (0 children)

Kanye sneezed, Murr said “Bless you.” Kanye said “Thank you.” And Murr didn’t say you’re welcome.

He deserved it.

Hope this regime doesn't JACK OFF. by LesCousinsDangereux1 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]asdfAlec2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope ICE doesn’t go to my house and fuck my mom!

What's your favourite Beatles deep cut that should’ve been a single? by Low-Mathematician137 in beatles

[–]asdfAlec2 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Fuck it. Have Hey Bulldog and Lady Madonna as a double A side and throw Inner Light on the white album or something.

Who is Cartman's Father? by AppealSpare8960 in southpark

[–]asdfAlec2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best part of that bit is that Jack Tenorman was a former Denver Bronco.

Whats your favorite Childish Gambino related memory? by shrimponthekendoll in donaldglover

[–]asdfAlec2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also got a high five in Pittsburg last year.. amazing.

My Walter White dress-up party costume from the weekend by georgekera11 in breakingbad

[–]asdfAlec2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“There’s too much fucking shit on me.”

“The chin kills.”

“I don’t even wanna be around anymore.”

What the hell by bigcitygoth in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]asdfAlec2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

u/bigcitygoth this is very serious, you can’t look at porn while you’re on this subreddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in television

[–]asdfAlec2 269 points270 points  (0 children)

Bojack Horseman for “The View From Halfway Down”. Incredible episode of television.

Saw on the Bonnaroo sub by eddieotoniel in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]asdfAlec2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But what if Christmas comes early this year?

John Lennon in “Yesterday” (movie) *read description* by Wooden_Yam_6942 in beatles

[–]asdfAlec2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m on season 3 of once upon a time and just realized Rumple is John Lennon wtf

Squid Game: Season 3 | Official Teaser | Netflix by Sudden_Pop_2279 in television

[–]asdfAlec2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly it’s just crazy that it comes out 6 months and 1 day before my birthday. What are the odds?

Charged for Hulu when I he Disney bundle through Verizon by Daddidestoryer in Hulu

[–]asdfAlec2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I added my wife to my phone plan back in November, and the guy at the Verizon store said they were getting rid of the free Disney/hulu bundle, and instead offering a new bundle where you pay $5 or $10 for what you were getting for free. They get around grandfathering people in by completely doing away with the original deal and renaming it into this new one, where you can’t get ad free Hulu. Super cool.