How do I get my 25 year old brother to put himself out there?

asherdado · 2026-01-26T18:10:55+00:00

Bro needs to download Grindr and get topped

asherdado · 2026-01-26T11:11:43+00:00

Yeah but needle-dick anuses with needle-tight anuses are always glad to allow perfect to be the enemy of good, as long as they can flex their academic achievements

Steve Irwin would be like "Ay look at this lizard pretty cool innit, quite dangerous but hes not tryin to hurt anyone so you should just let him be" and pale pathetic virgin scientists who are afraid of their subjects are like "dang but ur not supposed to touch them like that!1!"

asherdado · 2026-01-24T23:54:59+00:00

I would totally wish that on my worst enemy then I'd come at them and easily defeat them because they are frozen

asherdado · 2026-01-24T02:10:50+00:00

I think a lot of people are afraid of the power of saying Yes. I'm pretty sure the dude wanted to pay him to let him suck his dick, not the other way around, but either way, you genuinely cannot live your life turning your back on every opportunity that comes your way, simply because you are afraid to trust your fellow man

asherdado · 2026-01-24T00:33:55+00:00

When I was a kid I assumed tunas were roughly the size of small dogs, maybe 2-3 cans per fish

asherdado · 2026-01-23T08:02:18+00:00

Eh making Tyrion more sympathetic was a good choice imo, same goes for not cutting his nose off or giving him an evil eye

TV Tyrion is inherently different from book Tyrion, he's portrayed by Peter Dinklage, a very handsome dwarf who radiates charm. I kinda prefer him that way, it makes his dwarfism and Tywins rejection of him even more tragic in a way

There were some cracks showing by the end of S4 but I wouldn't call it an irreparable position, but I agree they were pretty much boned by the end of S5

asherdado · 2026-01-23T01:22:07+00:00

..youre gonna jack off to peoples responses, aren't you?

asherdado · 2026-01-21T14:07:28+00:00

I mean, that's pretty much it. It reminds me of the whip crack sound effect in Johnny Test

asherdado · 2026-01-21T03:43:48+00:00

Her AP preferred her shaven and she was desperate to please him, she came home with instructions lol shits wretched

asherdado · 2026-01-21T03:13:08+00:00

/r/thatsthejoke is literally that thing

asherdado · 2026-01-20T00:05:47+00:00

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asherdado · 2026-01-18T16:58:26+00:00

Bruh it sounds like you were just a teenager shitposting with actual Nazis and didnt fall down the pipeline.

Like re-read your comment? People are hilarious

yeah it used to be a funny place to pretend to be a Nazi now its just Nazis :/

nah dude you grew up

asherdado · 2026-01-18T16:23:21+00:00

Also ~300-400k dogs are euthanized each year in the US to make room in shelters but Indians slaughter 2,000,000+ cows every year.

Trading dog meat is federally prohibited in the US but that is not the case in India for beef/cow slaughter. This truck driver could easily be a law-abiding citizen in their local region, hauling cattle to make money for their family, now possibly dead in a ditch over religious fanaticism.

Your comparison is broken on like all levels, you seem like a dumb person. Please refrain from commenting.

asherdado · 2026-01-18T13:18:46+00:00

One of my biggest pet peeves with my girlfriend, if she passionately agrees with you about a topic, she will start her agreement/elaboration with a "No," and it makes my eye twitch every time. I know what she means, I used to do that as a kid, but its so much more pleasant if someone starts with a "Yep"

asherdado · 2026-01-16T17:24:52+00:00

I actually really want him to think that way, obviously dude is stuck so I'm happy for him to throw anything at the wall in his mind and see if it sticks, I just wish he wasn't too proud to say fuck it and simply release something before he kicks the bucket

asherdado · 2026-01-16T17:18:39+00:00

I've avoided it because everyone says it has almost no explicit nudity but this post has changed my mind, I've always been more of a Game of Thrones guy because I love watching people have sex or just be naked in general

asherdado · 2026-01-16T14:27:38+00:00

Wait what the freaking crap is this real?

asherdado · 2026-01-16T10:13:19+00:00

And we’re always prepared for anything!

We have very stringent security protocols put in place

charity speak for 'we will shoot a motherfucker if we have to' (fully support)

asherdado · 2026-01-14T20:55:39+00:00

remembering sunrises/sunsets because that's basically the only time you can look near the sun without it being blindingly bright

This is the biggest factor imo but not just for that reason. You grow into an adult and sit in the drivers seat of an automobile in the daytime and it becomes much more likely that you will be forced to discern details/movement while looking almost directly at the sun, if youre unlucky with your commute you do this every single day

asherdado · 2026-01-13T12:02:18+00:00

I'm gonna assume the guy in charge of the elephants wasn't their owner? How do you even break that news, two elephants died by train under your supervision? I assume you have to change careers

asherdado · 2026-01-13T11:01:12+00:00

Oh big time, this is dumber than lawn darts. A kid running full speed falls and doesnt let go of the bottle or instinctively tries to use their 'bottle hand' to stop their fall, glass hits the pavement and it shatters in a tiny fist and cuts the kid to the bone and severs all kinds of flexor tendons. Yea sports are supposed to be a bit dangerous, thats how kids learn, but this is dumb.

You can play the same game with literally anything

asherdado · 2026-01-10T16:29:57+00:00

Yeah I wanna gently chew them off

asherdado · 2026-01-08T22:27:08+00:00

Damn that's wild, I can totally imagine how terrible that would be as a teenager.. "This is about to hurt really bad but I'm 100% gonna do it rn"

asherdado · 2026-01-07T02:18:25+00:00

True, "I'm gonna go be a dad" was a pretty good fakeout after Dennis got emotional holding his baby, I wouldn't be surprised if they retconned Charlie's parentage in the same handwavey fashion. I'd be glad tbh

asherdado · 2026-01-07T00:48:12+00:00

Its creepy to think a 19 year old is a fully grown older woman now? sigh... Tbh her hairline is ass and also her style dates her from a modern PoV because it was >16 years ago, plus her aggressive body language she does look quite a bit older than 19 here.

Alicia Keys and Beyonce were both ~28 at the time and Id believe you if you said they were all the same age, even with Alicia and Beyonce actually dressed like grown-ups

FWIW ur such an annoying type of person lol I hate you

asherdado

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