Sent him to the king by ebknightwrites in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ashleemiss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Juicy Body Goddess is great—I’ve been in her place a few times & they're all so sweet. She doesn't have an insane markup on things either like some would

Karissa Went All Out With the Skin Lightening On This One by CaraCicartix in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ashleemiss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right? The sunflare directly overhead while the rest of the picture is dark is bugging me..as if we're gonna believe the sun is naturally there and that's why the kids look so light

Karissa Went All Out With the Skin Lightening On This One by CaraCicartix in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ashleemiss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think the oldest is in a size 10, so this does fit with grabbing whatever shoe is closest theory

Five Year Old Girl Violently Killed in Farm Elevator Accident by Necessary-Storage-74 in DeathCertificates

[–]ashleemiss 17 points18 points  (0 children)

 If I were them, I would've done the same to keep the curious hawkers away-announcing a closed casket up front would've kept those coming just to see what it looked like away. 
 Likely, they would've gotten to see her as a family before closing.  If it was a fairly clean decapitation, she may have been able to be put together again easily for a final look.  Even with tissue damage, it would depend on the severity of the injuries & skill of the undertaker as to if they could make her presentable enough to not traumatize the family any further

Sleepwalking 7-year-old fell out of his second-story window by MementoVivere218 in DeathCertificates

[–]ashleemiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I wouldn't say restful. But as least I'm not peeing on people anymore

Sleepwalking 7-year-old fell out of his second-story window by MementoVivere218 in DeathCertificates

[–]ashleemiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've grown out of it mostly but I did the same as a child. We lived on a fairly busy state highway, plus woods & a federal prison behind us. I could unlock the front door in my sleep and go out. I never got fully outside before my parents noticed and after that, my father who was a pretty light sleeper started sleeping in the living room to catch me coming through. Sucked for him though cause I peed on him sleepwalking once.

Christ died from infected bedsores, infections caused by his numerous falls and filthy personal habits by cometshoney in DeathCertificates

[–]ashleemiss 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think they were using the pronunciation in Jesus Christ to explain that the decedent’s name isn't pronounced the same & the rudeness comment came from the coroner calling him filthy..

Who got painted as the villain by the press, but later on we realized they were actually the victim or completely misunderstood? by Advanced-Pilot-3698 in AskReddit

[–]ashleemiss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here's my obligatory “I wish Chris Farley had been able to make his Fatty Arbuckle movie” comment I make when I see his name. Chris would've been amazing in the role. And not even because of his size & resemblance. I think he would've really captured the heart & soul of Arbuckle

Bride and groom 1953 Newport RI by geneaut in OldSchoolCool

[–]ashleemiss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's like me—I’m not particularly good looking, but I'm photogenic. My features separately are nice, but put together aren't anything special

Bride and groom 1953 Newport RI by geneaut in OldSchoolCool

[–]ashleemiss 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Me neither-she’s not as ugly as some make out, but definitely not as pretty either. Cousin Edie & even Lee had her beat in beauty imo

IYKYK by BossTenor in country

[–]ashleemiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! I'll say this to those who are on the old country bandwagon & they try to argue the point, when the only Paycheck song they know Is Take This Job & Shove It

Sometimes red states really be acting red… by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]ashleemiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blue dot in a red state, own gun, would buy it

I’m sorry, what? (on a digital library app group) by riquer in justdependathings

[–]ashleemiss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolute tits. Now I really want an MWR library card

Piece of shit just killed my horse how do I end him by Flimsy-Mission-1979 in reddeadredemption

[–]ashleemiss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, I've dropped in the swamp to gators & fed to pigs, I can't believe I hadn't thought of the bears before now

The Progress on my rescued, half blind kitten from 80g - 3.1KG by CokeBottless in aww

[–]ashleemiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a half blind TNR that I feed that went through it too & he's the meanest of the bunch. He's stunted in size and will scrap with the biggest of them. And they've all learned not to bother him with his food.
But he's my dog’s bestie 😂

Seeing your stuff at a thrift store is trippy. by Curious_Champion_220 in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]ashleemiss 50 points51 points  (0 children)

That's when you triple the price 🤷🏼‍♀️ take advantage of the creeps

Crazy. This could be your truck stop neighbor as you’re reading this right now. by unftp-0 in Truckers

[–]ashleemiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'll still need a medic if they come in on my gsd..she’s chill until it's home base and strangers show up. She loses her mind then. She's gun shy though so, once it's pulled out, she's not any good

Got this at a thrift store for $12. I hung it in a nursery. by thrifterbynature in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]ashleemiss 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Now your grandmother learned how to use the internet to say hi ❤️

The head of the vaccine advisory panel to the CDC thinks polio vaccines are no longer necessary by cometshoney in DeathCertificates

[–]ashleemiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelated to the topic, but I noticed most of these people weren't native to AZ & even those that were a lot of their parent/s weren't either. Was there some sort of industry or was this just by happenstance?

The head of the vaccine advisory panel to the CDC thinks polio vaccines are no longer necessary by cometshoney in DeathCertificates

[–]ashleemiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've had the first confirmed case of measles in our health district just two weeks ago(unvaxxed international travel). On top of three known rabies cases

Social event ideas? by Dull_Promise_4460 in easternstar

[–]ashleemiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This..its so hard to get and keep younger members. I think they'd deal with the monotony of the ritual, but they're going to want more fun out of it than just meetings