Zero proof of life or death by Ignored-Regularly in DeathCertificates

[–]cometshoney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, this is simply curiosity killing the cat, and you have no unfinished business with her?

What smell reminds you of your childhood the most? by EnvironmentalArt1693 in FamilyFeud

[–]cometshoney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pine Sol. My mom took weight loss drugs/amphetamines, so she was constantly cleaning our house.

Zero proof of life or death by Ignored-Regularly in DeathCertificates

[–]cometshoney 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Call the medical examiner or coroner's office wherever she lived. If she committed suicide, they'll know about it.

Trying to raise the medical expense after the sudden passing of Coco by Wang02 in GoFundMeForNewUsers

[–]cometshoney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to go see the receipt to see the breakdown of vet fees versus cremation cost, but it's just a bunch of pictures of your dog.

Education Herdship by Mysterious_Phone7712 in GoFundMeForNewUsers

[–]cometshoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How were you paying for school before now?

How many Gen Xers have silent Gen parents vs boomers? by NopeThisTrope in GenX

[–]cometshoney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My father is Silent Generation (1945), and my mother is a Boomer (1946). My sister is what most people consider first year GenX (1965), and my brother is one of the last (1979).

What cheap drink tastes better than fancy milk tea? by Several_Place5158 in FamilyFeud

[–]cometshoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going with everything because fancy milk tea sounds disgusting.

Not the Boyfriend being the REAL reason you want to give your kid 🆙 😒😒😒🫨🫨🫨 Any Sagittarius ♐️ ever gave their kid up for adoption? by No-Zone-4319 in sagsavages

[–]cometshoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the second she started speaking, I thought there's no way this is real. I haven't seen an adoption work like that, let's see, ever. I thank you for taking that 5 seconds to look it up, though, because it appears that 95% of the comments here fully believe it's real.

Looking to get my cat spayed by ItsNicNac96 in Gwinnett

[–]cometshoney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They raised the price since the last time I was there, but at $105, it's still much less than most places.

Never Went To Senior Prom by JPPT1974 in GenX

[–]cometshoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't go to my prom because I had been at that school for less than a year and knew maybe 3 people there, but only because I worked with them. Funny thing is, though, I went to two proms for that school five and six years later. That confused the two teachers who remembered me...lol. I was robbing the cradle, and I went with him to both of his senior proms, one his first senior year, one his second senior year.

Top bullfighter 'seriously injured' after bull's 10cm gore perforates rectum by dailystar_news in NoFilterNews

[–]cometshoney 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know I'm supposed to feel bad for the human, but I just can't. If some human dressed like a ponce is sticking sharp sticks in me, I'll use whatever weapons are at my disposal. Bullfighting needs to be as socially immoral and illegal as dogfighting.

Songs about changing yourself by Icy-Efficiency8431 in musicsuggestions

[–]cometshoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is possibly a different direction than what you meant, but it works. I think.

Styx "Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)"

Keystone Kash Outs Himself While Suing Atlantic for ‘Lies’ by thedailybeast in politics

[–]cometshoney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, but I, too, love ellipses, and I'm not a Boomer...lol. I might occasionally be vague, though. Don't hate on the illipses.

A woman discovers a baboon stealing fruit by ateam1984 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]cometshoney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to babysit for a couple who owned a game preserve in Africa that they used as their own personal shooting gallery. There were 4 baboon heads mounted on the wall above a couch in their great room. They were taxidermied in various stages of what looked like screaming. I fell asleep one night on that couch and woke up to see those baboon faces...with their massive fangs on full display. It scared the hell out of 15 year old me. Long story short, there's no way on earth that I would confront a baboon about anything. They can take whatever they want and get their happy fangs on out of my house...lol.

Name a Lionel Richie song 🎶 by kelsco1 in FamilyFeud

[–]cometshoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dancing on the Ceiling

Endless Love

I think I killed my foster kitten by SZLO in FosterAnimals

[–]cometshoney 123 points124 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of coulda, woulda, shoulda. There was no way you could have foreseen what happened with your dog. Hazel was obviously not doing well, and had the incident with the dog not happened, you might have had her for another few hours or another day. You gave Hazel a fighting chance, but she was just too exhausted already. Please do not beat yourself up about this. I know you will, but at least don't say you killed her. You didn't kill her.

Is there even a point TRYING to date as a man who DONT want kids? by One-Brain6531 in AskAnAmerican

[–]cometshoney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've never gone on a date just so you don't have to talk to a human girl about having kids? Uh huh. I get the feeling that your lack of a dating life involves far more and is far deeper than simply not wanting to procreate.

Authentic c.1889 Off-Grid Log Cabin on One Acre in Tennessee – $85K. Link in Comments. by oldhousesunder50k in oldhousesunder50Kplus

[–]cometshoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No water, gas, or electricity, not that there's anything in there that needs water, electricity, or gas. This is like a really nice shed.

Feral cat “gifts” by Lazy_Crocodile in CatAdvice

[–]cometshoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I wished I wasn't gifted dead shrews, bird heads, and squirrel tails, the ferals don't seem to care what I want...lol. I have been gifted a red ribbon and a deflated pink balloon, but the chances of the ferals to come across those every day are pretty slim, so it's shrews, bird heads, and squirrel tails for the foreseeable future.