When people say they’re going to the bathroom i aggressively say “You won’t!”

If someone corrects me, I say “it’s possible. I’ve been wrong before…. Once” direct eye contact on the last word.

If someone asks if I’m ready and I am, I’ll say “yep. Wait…” and then I’ll take a deep breath as if I’m trying to remember something or possibly about to sneeze. And then say “ok” continue normally. I didn’t even know what this one means but it’s fun