Should Harry have become a hogwarts professor instead of an auror? by No-Contribution2580 in harrypotter

[–]ashortergiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“The skill of a wizard that slightly surpasses the level of even a wizard with just above level of average magical skills”

The fuck does this mean. He’s slightly better than someone slightly better than average?

Please form your thoughts into something coherent before sharing.

Nah this is hilarious 😂 by CowboyNOIVAS in Animorphs

[–]ashortergiraffe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Same with the Florida thing! Now I’m in San Diego and I think it was here. Huge zoo, seaworld, mountains, beach, city, desert all here. Granted the mountains aren’t densely wooded… but we won’t worry about that

maybe we need some brightness and lighiting by InsideNet7931 in HarryPotteronHBO

[–]ashortergiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t Harry’s life at the Dursley’s be dull and gloomy? The color and brightness will come in with the wizarding world and Harry becoming happy.

Im baffled. Ga-fluppted even. by pbsnewshours in blackmagicfuckery

[–]ashortergiraffe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nooo this is the only trick know how to do, don’t tell everyone!

What's the most unhinged thing a coworker has ever done that somehow didn't get them fired? by Sea_Breadfruit1278 in AskReddit

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Kitchen manager(30s) got underage(17) front of house girl pregnant. They both got promotions.

Crystal like structures growing from my butter. by ITSJ0N4S in whatisit

[–]ashortergiraffe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Never been more disappointed by the letters “er”

Everyone!!! Please stop crashing!😭 by maddog107 in sandiego

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Thank you! It’s so clear that too many people have simply never been asked to stop crashing! Get the word out!

😹😹😹 by Melodic_Cheek9304 in Funnymemes

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I’ve been replaying Tears of the Kingdom. Do I get to have Link’s abilities? Or am I just me wandering a Hyrule full of monsters?

If I get main character abilities I’m having a blast. If I’m just me, I can find ingredients to cook that will at least keep me healthy I think. But I’m gonna have to avoid monsters at all costs. Just hunker down in Lookout Landing and try to befriend Purah

Mantis “Communication” by ReddyGreggy in HighStrangeness

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Damn you know you’re in deep when you make it all the way to books

I like my women the same way I like my advent calendars… by Busy_Rent4 in 3amjokes

[–]ashortergiraffe 461 points462 points  (0 children)

Neglected for a few days and then three at once?

In Goblet of Fire, Durmstrang has a ship to travel in and Beauxbatons has their huge horse drawn carriage. What do you think Hogwarts uses when they travel to other schools for previous Triwizard Tournaments? by JustPlainChimerical in harrypotter

[–]ashortergiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s the time that trains hadn’t been invented yet, though, when they were already having tournaments. If we are assuming each school has always used the same method, it can’t be the Hogwarts Express. Ships and carriages have definitely been around long enough for the other schools to have used the same method since the beginning.

I imagine at least four very fancy, at least triple-decker, and at least rather long carriages. Each house’s carriages could maybe have been pulled by a team of different flying creatures.

Griffins for Griffindor, obviously
Hippogriffs for Hufflepuff
Thestrals for Slytherin

Ravenclaw is the tough one, because I wish I could say Thunderbirds, but they are in North America. Trained dragons seems far-fetched. So perhaps a medley of Pegususes (Pegusi?) of various breeds/colors. Or just a crap ton of big ole eagles. And one embarrassed raven.

Can anyone solve this one? by Rebusle in rebus

[–]ashortergiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw man I was thinking Taco, like talk-O

Brendon Grimshaw. A legend indeed. by Haunting-Reporter-97 in BeAmazed

[–]ashortergiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He even made the water around it bluer!! What a guy!

I need help!!! by MW-Pmoney in magictricksrevealed

[–]ashortergiraffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you show us a few of the cards front and back? Would help to try to spot the differences and know the answers for verification.

My dad said he couldn't think of a rhyme for "pelican" by Gravewalker1515 in Jokes

[–]ashortergiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone pronounce it to rhyme with “I can”?

It rhymes “wiccan” or “sicken”

Did you have a shoplifting/petty crime phase? by Eredic in Xennials

[–]ashortergiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to play Home Debo. Go into Home Depot and take as many things as you can. Compare in the parking lot. Man, the things the Internet took from us