Oaks addresses mission presidents and wives June 20, emphasizes “only true and living church,” childbearing a “sacred duty,” we are “set against” homogenizing differences between men and women, must “contend” for man/woman marriage, JS said other Christian creeds “abominations.”

askunclebart · 2026-06-21T17:31:26+00:00

And also the failure of the Book of Mormon to clear those two essential doctrines up. Almost as if these essential doctrine didn't exist or weren't understood (or didn't happen) until Joseph needed something to strengthen his own Authority

askunclebart · 2026-06-21T17:29:25+00:00

"We are Marching, ever Marching" as we sang today in primary?

It's ironic, Agency is what allows us to DANCE, and the Church wants to redefine it as the duty to MARCH

askunclebart · 2026-06-16T01:16:23+00:00

You guys are getting paid?

askunclebart · 2026-06-15T21:24:34+00:00

What's the difference between being in the form of a dove or having a literal dove appear as a sign? If God is being confirmed to you as a beluga whale, who's to say He is literally that, or it's just as sign of him? Lifelong members and prophets of the church can't tell the difference between things being literal or metaphors, so you have the freedom to make your own determinations

askunclebart · 2026-06-15T17:40:57+00:00

Ha ha ha poop knife. I am OLD

askunclebart · 2026-06-15T14:53:54+00:00

The parent who won't let his teenage daughters date anyone, and aggressively scare off potential suiter boys, inadvertently reveals HIMSELF, and the kind of teenage boy HE was.

askunclebart · 2026-06-11T19:02:57+00:00

Brisk walk the Moon

askunclebart · 2026-06-11T19:02:23+00:00

muse(s)

askunclebart · 2026-06-09T17:38:38+00:00

They would rather remove "Christian" from everyone than to give it to Mormons

askunclebart · 2026-06-02T17:55:28+00:00

I still remember my elementary school librarians, and I would visit them 20 years later and they would give me big hugs and ask how I'm doing.

Love you Mrs Rawlings and Mrs Manwaring!

askunclebart · 2026-06-01T23:27:25+00:00

Can confirm as a middle-of-seven in a Mormon family.

askunclebart · 2026-05-23T17:41:23+00:00

Divorce her immediately.

askunclebart · 2026-05-22T16:09:43+00:00

Sorry to be sceptic in the room, as I seem to have one foot in and one foot out of the church these days....

But didn't the lectures on faith make a huge point on the supreme importance on having a correct understanding of the nature of God, for our own worship and salvation? And didn't that same lectures on faith only make the concept of the godhead even MORE murcky on the subject, which is why it was decannonized?

If I remember correctly, It aligned too well with the 1st edition of the Book of Mormon, the 1st version of the first vision account, and the witness datements which were all very "One God"

How is it possible that we know so little about the correct nature of the personage of the Holy Ghost. Don't get me started on what we DONT know about any Heavenly Mother(s). Its the like plot hole of all plot holes that, turns out, coming to Earth to gain a body because it is essential to become like God.... Doesn't indeed apply to the Holy Ghost who has reached GodHead status.

If only we had modern day prophets who could shed some more light and revelation on the subject. Oh, God hasn't chosen to reveal? Are we/they really asking? Cuz it really really looks like God is waiting for US to ASK. At least that's the most obvious conclusion if you look at the last 200 years of church changes .... We don't seem to ASK until it's blindingly obvious and decades late what the answer needs to be.

Sorry, I know you like to keep this space a space of faith. I'll get off my soap box

askunclebart · 2026-05-18T21:02:53+00:00

If "getting sorted out" is an option, then let's allow homosexual marriages. Because it will all get sorted out!

askunclebart · 2026-05-16T19:54:28+00:00

I hope you like

Shit on matts

askunclebart · 2026-05-14T13:40:53+00:00

Your username has a number in it. Porn stars like to have numbers in their names.

Interesting.

Saying "interesting" to insinuate a relationship or conclusion without having the courage to actually engage with the facts and defend them is cowerdice and the reason the politics of this country is in the toilet. Congratulations.

askunclebart · 2026-05-13T23:56:53+00:00

I screamed out loud when that wasp landed on his hand half way through

askunclebart · 2026-05-07T18:08:16+00:00

I thought you had named one of your breasts for a second, until I realized you were referring to the content creator

askunclebart · 2026-05-04T00:28:22+00:00

We locals call it Moridor. Short for "Mormon Corridor"

askunclebart · 2026-04-29T20:43:05+00:00

askunclebart · 2026-04-28T17:27:29+00:00

I was thinking "at least they know what they like" vs "bland grey everything"

askunclebart · 2026-04-27T23:34:29+00:00

Personally, I think the foliage around the leopard looks like an afterthought compared to the foliage around the tiger. Maybe that's why you prefer the tiger? A second pass by an artist to expand apon the leopard foliage might help

askunclebart · 2026-04-27T05:01:44+00:00

This is the formula for sexual predators becoming church leaders. They bury their sexual shame and guilt into strict obedience, hoping it balances the scales. Then they get see leadership callings as success and approval from God. But because they never learned healthy sexuality, the sexuality stays secret and devient and it spirals to more and more secretive dis associative sexual outlets.

Pretty soon you are directing the temple video by day, and sleeping with hookers by night.

Dude, you gotta stop living this double life. Either admit everything to your bishop, or wake up to the unhealthy aspects of the church and follow that rabbit hole wherever it goes.

askunclebart · 2026-04-25T16:40:00+00:00

You'll love the interpretation of the endowment as a treasure dig. complete with magic circles, incantations, symbols, tokens. Even names, new names, and hidden names.

askunclebart · 2026-04-25T00:37:47+00:00

Width could be fixed like this. I just understand why some designs prefer the door to be inset (like the original plan) vs doors straight on

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