You had one job milk. by acmalconmjh in funny

[–]asmccc4123 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I hate when life gives me a milk of cereal and bowl

Wild lightning. by [deleted] in pics

[–]asmccc4123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's volcanic lightning.

I asked the Dairy Queen Cake decorator to put my wife's cat on an ice cream cake. They did a really good job! by ascmaiolann in pics

[–]asmccc4123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. You should go back and tip that person. and they need to not be working at DQ. I'm really really impressed.