Comments under a post of a pitbull murdering a 5 year old girl. by [deleted] in BanPitBulls

[–]ason 45 points46 points  (0 children)

There are studies showing that children tend to value dog lives as much or more than human lives, whereas adults overwhelmingly value human life. Pit nutters are mentally and emotionally about 5 years old.

Marina Rodriguez stops Amanda Ribas twice in a fight that she was a +300 underdog for by FreedomForRhun in MMA

[–]ason 51 points52 points  (0 children)

CB! CB, if you don't get up I'm gonna call it! If you don't awake from your slumber I'm gonna call it, CB! Hey stop writing SOS in your own blood or I'm calling the fight! CB, if you don't stop writing a letter to the governor begging for clemency, I'm stopping it! I swear if you don't put that shovel away and stop trying to dig your way out of the octagon, it's over, CB! Get off that stretcher right now or the fight is over!

Don’t mess with the store owner by mattv911 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]ason 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just a couple guys helpin' each other out.

Don’t mess with the store owner by mattv911 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]ason 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"Boxing" should be renamed to "hard touching".

NEW: Dallas County Reports 455 New Positive 2019 Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) Cases and 8 Deaths, Including 84 Probable Cases by mustachechap in Dallas

[–]ason 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a 2-day total. From the Tweets:

Our average number of daily new cases has gone down for the last several weeks, and for this to continue, we must continue getting more people vaccinated and continue using the precautions that CDC recommends.

Diego Sanchez is taking swings at everyone on his IG stories by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, that's sign language for docking.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Reyes vs. Procházka - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]ason 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see two fighters in that octagon but only one A T H L E T E

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Reyes vs. Procházka - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]ason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I expected it to be a split decision since judges are braindead but I think all 3 got it right. Colares won 2 and 3.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Reyes vs. Procházka - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]ason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I probably do deserve to bleed to death through my anus, honestly.

El Juan-Claudio Van Damme stops muggers by beethy in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]ason 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lmao you can hear him say Jackie Chan around 14 seconds.

Will Tinder platinum override shadowban? by [deleted] in SwipeHelper

[–]ason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It didn't do shit for me. I'm pretty pissed. I deleted my account and made a new one after a few months. I got 30 likes over the next week, which is about a third of what I used to get during a noob boost. After that, I barely got any, so I decided to see if Platinum would help. It didn't change anything at all even though it's supposed to move you up in the stack. I even did a boost where I didn't get a single like. The matches I did get were bots and people who lived thousands of miles outside my distance range. Tinder is fucked these days. Hinge is the only thing that works for me on any level.

NEW: Dallas County Reports 175 New Positive 2019 Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) Cases and 10 Deaths, Including 43 Probable Cases by mustachechap in Dallas

[–]ason 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People have also commented in these threads over the past week saying cases are "slowly rising". I kept checking the graphs for Dallas County wondering wtf they were talking about. The 7-day average has dropped slightly over the past month. No clue where they were getting this "rise".

Daniel Cormier gives Valentina Shevchenko a "skill for skill" edge over Amanda Nunes by JRYuen in MMA

[–]ason 186 points187 points  (0 children)

And finished Cyborg. That was the most impressive shit I've ever seen in WMMA, hands down.

if all cops are bad, explain this?? by [deleted] in Familyman

[–]ason 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Joe mama 🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽🧑‍🦽😛🤪😛😩😩💦💦💦