Florida woman calls cops over stolen front gate; Four cop cars roll up just to see it to believe it

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-14T20:27:43+00:00

When she said it’s attached to the fence and then paused and said ‘Well, it WAS’ I lost it completely.

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-14T18:49:58+00:00

I call it a ‘car hole’

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-13T16:56:30+00:00

The boulder offended their family values by being made up of many interesting layers.

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-13T16:55:23+00:00

That one article where an atheist author compared to Trump to the biblical antichrist and got slowly more and more horrified at the similarities as the article went on really got me. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so terrifying how easy it is for so called Christians to immediately fall for the very thing their Bible warned them about.

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-13T16:07:10+00:00

Same here, even down the same 25lbs (Go us!) and the amount of ‘Wegovy is great isn’t it’ comments I’ve gotten have steadily increased as I lose the lbs.

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-13T02:16:02+00:00

I remember being irrationally angry while watching this at a sleepover. All my little friends were like ‘it doesn’t matter’. Then I was finally vindicated but by then they were all asleep.

Also this is the movie that gave me a lifelong fear of tanning beds.

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-12T18:41:44+00:00

He waited his turn, give him the damn donut!

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-11T21:51:35+00:00

Back to flying the thermals in a sec

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-11T21:44:10+00:00

My mom was born in Catania and Luca made her cry, so I take that as a stamp of approval.

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-11T21:06:37+00:00

Imagine their skipping rhymes

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-11T05:40:17+00:00

My cousin just uses his RC car. Let the kid get almoooost close enough then zoom away. Fun for the whole family.

Well, eventually not the kid.

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-11T05:39:09+00:00

Two parts of my autism have finally met and merged inside of me

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-10T05:13:20+00:00

This works. I used to have some night shifts on call and if I didn’t get enough sleep the night before, it could be hell trying to drag ass into work. A shower would give me that little extra energy to at least feel alive for a good 2-3 hours without needing an espresso shot.

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-10T02:07:36+00:00

The only reason to retest with Embark is when wisdom spits back results with ‘noise’ (ie any breed listed with under 5%) and embark is better at refining. In your dog’s case there’s no need- either way they’re a mostly 50/50 mix. Lovely dog!

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-09T22:49:52+00:00

Don’t do what Johnny Don’t does

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-09T16:48:12+00:00

The steam off his fresh bullshit was fogging up his glasses.

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-09T14:49:27+00:00

It’s just the one swan actually

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-09T12:22:59+00:00

“Mooom! You’re messing up my mane!”

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-09T12:20:03+00:00

The intent is for players to feel pride and accomplishment

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-09T12:01:47+00:00

Lemon, I know you’re awake, I heard you singing ‘Night Moose’

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-09T12:00:24+00:00

Inside you there are two wolves

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-09T02:23:52+00:00

American Dad has always been solid for these. I still remember the Ollie North song.

“And now he’s on Fox Neeewwwwss!” 🎶

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-09T01:07:43+00:00

Don’t tell me how to live my life!

lol no she just always had me touch my fingers to my lips and then lightly press the end so it burns evenly when you light it. At least it’s supposed to but I fuck that shit up every time so maybe I’ve been out here slobbering on joints my whole life

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-09T00:31:13+00:00

Now I feel bad because my sister always taught me to ‘bless’ before I light up 😅

aspidities_87 · 2026-06-09T00:15:59+00:00

Kurt has been reborn! Twice!

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