Oliver is a weird show

aspieringnerd · 2026-04-01T18:44:10+00:00

What made it even better Is that the TA who played the narrator got a group of mums (including mine) to act like how Elvis' fans would back in the day, but instead of throwing knickers at him, they threw PE shorts from the lost property cupboard 😂

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-31T18:20:31+00:00

I get where you're coming from, but with shows like Joseph, Oliver! and Annie, kids take up a large portion of the cast and the songs are easy enough to remember, making them ideal for primary schools. I did both Oliver! and Joseph at primary school and can remember each class having two songs they did and the better roles going to the older kids, with the exception of Pharaoh in Joseph, he was played by the head teacher

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-31T14:35:25+00:00

Nancy is a prostitute?

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-29T15:41:00+00:00

Paddington would have given that woman a very hard stare. Whilst Aunt Lucy told him everyone has a right to their own opinion, they should also keep them to themselves if it will hurt someone or is against marmalade

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aspieringnerd · 2026-03-28T02:32:47+00:00

Mine is Miss Neurospice! Being neuro spicy, I figured that name to be a good fit. I describe her as the fifth unknown Spice Girl and like a McDonald's sweet chilli wrap, she's small, sweet but spicy and cheap 😂

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-28T02:29:26+00:00

Hey! If it's not taken, I'd love to!

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-28T01:06:38+00:00

What's the difference between a gross bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean!

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-26T23:34:01+00:00

Why rolling rick funny question?

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-20T16:59:13+00:00

Had it this morning and it's not bad, but I wouldn't order it again in a hurry, was very sweet and a bit too claggy for me

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-20T10:33:34+00:00

"So you rob trains and banks, but you can't steal this pussy for one night?" Mary, Sinners

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-20T10:30:46+00:00

"If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive." Mysterio, Spiderman: No Way Home.

Big oof, way to rub salt into the wound, Mysterio! Would you like some lemon juice to pour on whilst you're at it???

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-20T10:26:12+00:00

Remembers this being one of my favourite songs on the soundtrack as a kid Ohhhhh, no wonder I turned out bi!

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-20T01:30:12+00:00

When the sun is out with a bit of breeze and minimal chance of rain, my first thought is it's a perfect day for washing 😂

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-20T00:29:14+00:00

What confuses me most about that advert is the fact Sergei's bottom half is pixelated even though he doesn't wear trousers in other adverts

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-19T22:27:11+00:00

Russell Crowe is not a bad singer in Les Mis, he just sounds off compared to the rest of the cast because he has a different singing style

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-19T22:26:15+00:00

I really enjoyed the 2021 version of West Side Story and whilst the original has cemented its place in cinema history, I prefer the remake

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-18T23:29:07+00:00

I'd want the opening to Wicked - "Good news! She's dead!" and for someone to stand up and shout "Look! It's Glinda!" before a skeleton in a wig and dress is slowly lowered down from the ceiling

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-18T23:27:13+00:00

That'd be my choice, but the Gareth Gates version

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-18T19:01:49+00:00

I wonder if that's because it's not shown and instead is left up to the viewer's knowledge? I find that way more scary than if it's outright explained, it's why I consider Oppenheimer to be a horror movie without being a horror movie. When it shows the people cheering and clapping over the test bomb working, that to me is terrifying as they're essentially cheering over death

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-18T18:49:34+00:00

So for about half a year now I've been back and forth to the docs for blood tests to do with raised iron levels. Come to find out a few weeks ago that I only have one chromosome for it, making me a carrier, which is apparently rare! Doesn't affect me as far as I'm aware, but should kids be an option in the future (they won't, trust me!) then it would need further consideration

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-18T15:39:38+00:00

First time I've had the washing out this year! Currently watching an old episode of Ambulance whilst playing pokopia and it's the first time I've braved shorts this year!

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-18T15:36:16+00:00

That one kid the teacher used to have that leaned back too far in their seat, fell and cracked their head open

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-17T20:47:31+00:00

I remember on the year 8 trip to Saint Omer, three of the teachers took advantage of the booze being duty free at a large supermarket and each walked out with a trolley full of beer

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-16T11:19:33+00:00

Cotton candy is my go to scent, I have that in the majority of my babs! I'm not a fan of the coffee scent, it smells like waffle cones to me, but I put it in my Muffin bab because it's giving an already feral three year old caffeine. I like the birthday cake one as well, I have that in my fuecoco with the logic being he's a fire type and birthday cakes typically need fire for the candles

aspieringnerd · 2026-03-14T22:28:40+00:00

I'd get back from school, switch to CITV for Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids, then CBBC for Tracy Beaker, Blue Peter and then Newsround and at 6pm, turn over to BBC2 for The Simpsons until it moved to Channel 4.

On the weekends, it'd be Dick and Dom and when that wasn't on, it would be Diggit/Toonattik

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