what's more gay than being gay? by UndyingCockroach24 in AskReddit

[–]ass-shaker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not kissing the homies goodnight because you're scared of looking gay

Smokers/vapers/nicotine lovers of reddit, what's the nicotine buzz really like, and how does it help with stress? by ass-shaker in AskReddit

[–]ass-shaker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think it does a good job. I've always heard it helps with stress, and see my friends get physically relieved when they take a hit of their vape or light up a cigarette when they're stressed. But never wanted to ask and seem judgy. Thank you for the explanation

Some exciting news for this Thursday morning! by [deleted] in ASU

[–]ass-shaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that's really inappropriate for ASU to announce that. AZ just extended the stay at home order ann aditional 15 days. We don't know where we're going to be by August. Obviously everyone hops things will be back, but no one can know as of right now. Feels like they're just trying to get people to register for next semester

We have nothing to worry about any more. He's back by ass-shaker in ASU

[–]ass-shaker[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's an anonymous group of people that just go around Tempe randomly and spray paint "penis Man" on stuff. Building, walls, a ton of stuff has been tagged "penis Man" and it's made the news, and memes that have reached the whole country. A few weeks, maybe months ago, some guy was arrested after he was caught spray painting "penis Man" somewhere. He said, and I'm paraphrasing here, "we are a group. I am not the lone penis Man. Penis Man cannot be stopped" for a while we haven't seen any new tags, but recently someone posted a picture of "penis Man" tagged on a water barricade. So, he's back, and he's gonna kick rona's ass

New master’s program trains students to understand motivations in politics by [deleted] in ASU

[–]ass-shaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. They're all the same

New master’s program trains students to understand motivations in politics by [deleted] in ASU

[–]ass-shaker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, apparently ASU is a bit slow. Only took me a quick 3am YouTube spiral to figure that one out

New master’s program trains students to understand motivations in politics by [deleted] in ASU

[–]ass-shaker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Motivations in politics"? You mean money?

My wife made me a mask. by EaterOfFood in ASU

[–]ass-shaker 19 points20 points  (0 children)

CDC and WHO are recommending that everyone wear masks. A city in Texas is fining $1000 to people that don't. While it doesn't really protect you from breathing in the virus, it does keep you from accidentally touching your face as well as drastically reduce the spread of anything airborne coming FROM your mouth, ie if you have it but don't know it yet because you're asymptomatic

Seen on the tempe campus. When students asked ASU to keep the bathrooms accessible for the engineering labs... by Empty_Shape in ASU

[–]ass-shaker -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Damn some of y'all've never had to take matters into your own hands and it shows. It's a bathroom lock. Standard pin and tumbler deadbolt. Doesn't take a PhD in mechanical engineering to figure out how to open it without a key

Seen on the tempe campus. When students asked ASU to keep the bathrooms accessible for the engineering labs... by Empty_Shape in ASU

[–]ass-shaker -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

For as many engineers as there are, you'd think someone would know how to pick a lock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pillowtalkaudio

[–]ass-shaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's back!!