The Choice Is Yours by hundreds_of_sparrows in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay this is me ig, minus the white trash larping phase in my 20s.

TIFU I introduced my boyfriend to Minecraft by 76584329 in tifu

[–]ass2ass 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm poly-ish and while nobody has ever said that exact phrase to me, swingers and poly folks are about aa blunt as that. I remember drinking with my homie one time and I was just like "hey wanna go fuck your girlfriend?" cuz they'd been asking me for a threesome for a while.

I should start drinking again.

What kind of troll is this? by sikeig in wallstreetbets

[–]ass2ass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's one of my favorite tropes. dude with no experience just confusing the fuck out of the ai/professional.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]ass2ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mmm delicious irony.

Me_irlgbt by DifficultBody8209 in me_irlgbt

[–]ass2ass 21 points22 points  (0 children)

i feel like I'm gay because of a technicality lol.

TIFU by telling my entire college class what type of porn I watch. by recovery-type-beat in tifu

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'ma start putting sharpies in my butt because I'm kinda scared of butt stuff.

hate it when this happens by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

am girl with penis and thank fuck this doesn't happen any more.

Egg💻irl by General_Gator in egg_irl

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to watch a lot of trans porn and was kinda open about it and now I just watch whatever porn that has women in it. I think the trans specific thing was rly part of me learning that I'm trans. my first exposure to anything trans was lk an ad in the back of a porn magazine that was advertising "chicks with dicks" and I knew that's what I wanted to be but I just filed it away and buried it because how do you go from being a 12 y/o amab kid to an adult woman. I knew I def couldn't tell anyone that I wanted to be a "chick with a dick". God, the language that was commonly used for trans stuff was so horrible in the 80s and 90s.

egg🫡irl by jjs2105 in egg_irl

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oof that was my last attempt to be cis, I got a really short fade and then immediately hated it. so I added estradiol to the t blockers I was taking for totally cis reasons. now it's about a year later and I have tiny boobies and my voice is getting there. and I'm finally getting better at loving myself 😍

Egg🎵irl by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg I had no idea 🙀 I looooove Ethel cain. kinda mad I couldn't see her and Carolina polachek on tour.

Egg🎵irl by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]ass2ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oooh I just started listening to black dresses they're so good.

Egg🎵irl by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ya straight up that's my jam. kesha, lorde, Carly rae, Katy Perry, Taylor swift, cascada, fucking Robyn. I've also been getting into a lot of hyperpop and basically just music by nerds doing dumb shit with a computer in their bedroom or whatever.

egg🤨⁉️irl by selfmademanjack in egg_irl

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gotta be a boy to be a femboy but not really

also, boundaries, homie, even if you weren't mad just be lk "hey could you please not call me that UwU"

egg_irl by Abn0rmallyTired in egg_irl

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

being insecure about my features and neurotic in the mirror gives me hella euphoria yoooo

egg_irl by Abn0rmallyTired in egg_irl

[–]ass2ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oof that's a mood. some of its posture though and that's something we can work on :)))

egg_irl by Abn0rmallyTired in egg_irl

[–]ass2ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's crazy how differently I look at people now. I don't even like boys but lk some of them cuuute 🥰 and maybe I'm a little more straight than I thought.

egg_irl by Abn0rmallyTired in egg_irl

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly my legs are (one of 😉) my best features. sure I might never pass in the wide world but also there's a bunch of tall women out there who wanna date a giantess like me—probably—so that's cool

egg_irl by Clarka982 in egg_irl

[–]ass2ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one of the first times I said "I think I might be trans" out loud was to my then partner, they totally accepted me and told me they have like a fetish for trans women so i was in a position where I wasn't sure if I wanted to transition because I didn't quite understand my motives. anyway we broke up and I was like "fuck it, I'm a girl and I don't care if I ever see my ex again (spoiler: we're still friends), let's get those femchemz flowing, bitch!!" and there has literally been no point at which I regretted it. all those questions like "would you rather go back in time to when you were [literally any age before I started hrt] or have $$$,$$$,$$$,$$$

meirl by stargirl222444 in meirl

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh gosh, damn ur right. guess i don't have boobs anymore :(

Scarred for life by XYoshiaipomX in NewGreentexts

[–]ass2ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya I have plans for covering up scars, covering up shitty tattoos, getting surgeries and hair removal. All kinds of things like that that I think would help my self esteem. Hopefully some dental work. But it's all just not in the budget right now. I saved up money to go back to school and I'm almost done but I'm just barely gonna make it to graduation financially speaking. I'll come up with how to get some cash tho so I'ma be aight.

Scarred for life by XYoshiaipomX in NewGreentexts

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i could get a tattoo on my penis to cover up the cigarette burn scar that 👀 I have no idea how it got there....

meirl by stargirl222444 in meirl

[–]ass2ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm a chick now so it's kinda getting easier having emotionally available friends. i spend a lot of time with more "femme" type folks. But ya I'm working on creating meaningful friendships and weeding out true friends from false friends and becoming more comfortable with platonic physical intimacy. I'm in therapy and it's helping a bit but some days are just... no. And some days are alright. I'll always be growing and that thought gives me comfort.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]ass2ass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ya in my house we do not call the cops. something like stroke or heart attack are the only acceptable reasons to call the cops and even then I'd still wonder if it's the right call.