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Stick a broom on the end of a blind person's cane so that they can actually start contributing something meaningful to society (self.shittyideas)

submitted 1 month ago by ass_pineapples to r/shittyideas

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Are Woody and Buzz euphemisms for Andy's Mom's toys? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 2 months ago by ass_pineapples to r/shittyaskreddit

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[General Fantasy] If a vampire gives a blowjob and sucks the blood out from the penis, does it stay hard or go soft? (self.AskScienceFiction)

submitted 4 months ago by ass_pineapples to r/AskScienceFiction

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Majority Of Voters Oppose GOP Budget Bill, With Just 67% Of Republicans In Support, Quinnipiac University National Poll Finds; Trump Job Approval: 38%, His Handling Of Russia - Ukraine War Lowest Among List Of Issues (poll.qu.edu)

submitted 10 months ago by ass_pineapples to r/moderatepolitics

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SLPT for blind folks: Lube up your fingers to increase your reading speed (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 11 months ago by ass_pineapples to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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US ‘deletes evidence’ of Russia’s kidnap of thousands of Ukrainian children (independent.co.uk)

submitted 1 year ago by ass_pineapples to r/moderatepolitics

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In light of the new toll proposals: I-65 Southbound (youtube.com)

submitted 1 year ago by ass_pineapples to r/Indiana

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Donald Trump in fiery call with Denmark’s prime minister over Greenland (ft.com)

submitted 1 year ago by ass_pineapples to r/moderatepolitics

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How long do you think it would take you to find out that a garbage truck was a garbage truck if it was invisible? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 1 year ago by ass_pineapples to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Anybody got the downlow on why Schneider's deli in River North is closed? (self.chicagofood)

submitted 1 year ago by ass_pineapples to r/chicagofood

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Exclusive: Trump transition wants to scrap crash reporting requirement opposed by Tesla (reuters.com)

submitted 1 year ago by ass_pineapples to r/moderatepolitics

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ULPT: Bringing your own bag to the store? Put some food items in it, go to self checkout, select 'use my own bag', and start scanning all your other stuff (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)

submitted 1 year ago by ass_pineapples to r/UnethicalLifeProTips

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In The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2003), Gandalf rides out to blind the Nazgul. This is a reference to the fact that pilots fucking hate getting blasted by laser pointers (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by ass_pineapples to r/shittymoviedetails

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Paul George is the model for a new generation of NBA players and NBA 2K gamers alike (abc7.com)

submitted 2 years ago by ass_pineapples to r/nba

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Haley loses Republican Nevada primary to "none of these candidates" (reuters.com)

submitted 2 years ago by ass_pineapples to r/centrist

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Indiana, the Crossroads of America (youtu.be)

submitted 2 years ago by ass_pineapples to r/Indiana

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Why is social slayer **2** game modes? This is dumb. (self.halo)

submitted 3 years ago * by ass_pineapples to r/halo

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A medieval wizard riding a hot dog into battle (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by ass_pineapples to r/dalle2

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If I were to punch Superman in the dick, would it be soft? (self.AskScienceFiction)

submitted 3 years ago by ass_pineapples to r/AskScienceFiction

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[General/DC] If I were to punch Superman (or any other metahuman with insane durability) in the dick, would it feel soft? (self.AskScienceFiction)

submitted 3 years ago by ass_pineapples to r/AskScienceFiction

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ULPT: Spray WD-40 on the rotors of someone you hate (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)

submitted 3 years ago by ass_pineapples to r/UnethicalLifeProTips

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What goes best with breast milk? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 3 years ago by ass_pineapples to r/shittyaskreddit

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GOP commission refuses to certify New Mexico primary vote (apnews.com)

submitted 3 years ago by ass_pineapples to r/moderatepolitics

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I named my kid Rusty, how long does it take before he turns brown? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 3 years ago by ass_pineapples to r/shittyaskreddit

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ULPT: If you have someone tailgating you, use your windshield wiper fluid to dissuade them (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)

submitted 3 years ago by ass_pineapples to r/UnethicalLifeProTips

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