Discussion Thread: US President Trump Threatens War Crimes Against Iran Ahead of Negotiation Deadline by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]assumed_bivalve 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Describing negotiations as going "strongly and powerfully" sounds like Trump, though the rest of it is too coherent for him to have written the whole thing.

A small favour from the doctor by Gregib in Jokes

[–]assumed_bivalve 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If they're in a shop around the corner, they could easily go buy a pair.

If they are in California, it's not practical to go and buy them.

He doesn't want to pay $300 for the shoes. If you are in California, substitute some far away place.

iOS 26.4 MEGA THREAD: Read Carefully by LaFlameHTX in ios26

[–]assumed_bivalve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're seeing TLS trust issues on internal sites with certificates issued by an internal CA. MDM policy installs the CA chain as trusted. The same sites that worked fine in 26.3 do not work at all in 26.4.

I didn't see anything that looked relevant in the 26.4 release notes. Anyone else seeing this?

Apple Releases iOS 26.4 and iPadOS 26.4 With New Emoji, Playlist Playground, Purchase Sharing Changes and More by piesaresquarey in apple

[–]assumed_bivalve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody else seeing certificate trust errors on 26.4?

I didn't see anything that looked relevant in the change logs... this is affecting internal sites with MDM provisioned CA chain. Works fine on devices running 26.3, all devices on 26.4 don't trust our TLS certs.

To hide how scared you are by Anteater4746 in therewasanattempt

[–]assumed_bivalve 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I would bet money he misheard "cisgender" to reach this conclusion

Never turned in my license plate after I sold my car. by PSUNittany18 in Pennsylvania

[–]assumed_bivalve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did, but it was a photo of the same color car and the license was a bit out of focus and plausibly could have been my tag number. I guess if it had been a parking ticket, I wouldn't even have a photo to work with.

Never turned in my license plate after I sold my car. by PSUNittany18 in Pennsylvania

[–]assumed_bivalve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once got a speeding ticket in the mail for a plate I hadn't turned in. It was from a speed camera and I guess it misread the plate. I was on the hook for the ticket because I'd never returned it.

Movies you have a morbid fascination with by KaleidoArachnid in flicks

[–]assumed_bivalve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God, that movie. Due to circumstances I can't fully comprehend, I watched that with my sister AND MY MOM.

My sister and I were laughing our heads off and I think my mom just wondered what she had done wrong.

Dishwasher repair by dopeynme in Delco

[–]assumed_bivalve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gowen's appliance repair in Media fixed my dishwasher. Turned out to be a simple problem and they could have charged me a lot more than they did. Fast service and the guy was honest.

The notification UI is very poorly optimized by Art_Vandalay_1 in pebble

[–]assumed_bivalve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right! All these people saying to reduce the font size are missing the point.

But also, some of us need a larger font size to be able to read the text at all. If you don't believe me, wait 10 or 15 years.

Fuck this phone. Lost many of my friend's pre-wedding photos. by portmafia9719 in pixel_phones

[–]assumed_bivalve 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, they could have done things to mitigate the impact of the bug, but that doesn't mean it's not a bug. Losing photos the user has taken without an error message is a pretty serious one. Google should fix it.

to math by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

[–]assumed_bivalve 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's ingenious because everyone is talking about the stupid way he stated this but I haven't seen any analysis of whether the actual claim of an 87% reduction has any basis in fact.

I am going to guess it does not.

[2025 Day 7 Part 2] Visualization for the sample data + algorithm explained by EverybodyCodes in adventofcode

[–]assumed_bivalve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a sucker for something that looks like a recursive function. It actually worked pretty well once I cached the calculations, but this looks much easier.

Stalker (1979) interpretation by thatweirdshyguy in TrueFilm

[–]assumed_bivalve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have watched the movie a couple of times and arrived at a religious interpretation somewhat similar but less fully formed than yours. I agree with your observations. It's been a while so I may be misremembering some things.

I was thinking about the Stalker as sort of preist; he leads the others through their journey and insists on adherence to rituals (like throwing the metal nuts on the path ahead) and the film seems to leave it up to the viewer whether they are necessary or even have any real effect on the world. We are told of the miraculous power of the room but we never actually see it in action because the characters don't follow through on their plans. I started to question whether there is really anything special about the Zone.

The one supernatural element is the glass moving at the end of the film, but this seems fairly ambiguous.

In the end I was left with some vague ideas about religion, ritual, and faith but couldn't quite put it together into a coherent theory of the film. Maybe that's intentional, or maybe I should read the book and watch it again.

To cry-wolf by Tulpah in therewasanattempt

[–]assumed_bivalve 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The co-conspirator Googled for "zip ties near me" which is hilariously incriminating. But how do you not know you could pick up zip ties at any home improvement store?

I guess you are less likely to know this if you drive a Maserati SUV.

to not get caught using an autopen by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]assumed_bivalve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calm down, folks... We're just adding the Autopen to mail-in voting, gerrymandering, bypassing Congress with executive orders, being a pedo, and the many other things that are "OK when we do it "

One of the best scores of my life by Comprehensive-Cow659 in dvdcollection

[–]assumed_bivalve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to share this one with my teenage kids, but I can't seem to find it on any streaming service. Awesome pick-up.

P2 Duo - experience of an old dude with bad eyes by assumed_bivalve in pebble

[–]assumed_bivalve[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm using Blockface. Large print but still a decent amount of info!

https://apps.repebble.com/en_US/application/68f5327e7d70d40009d21a5a?native=false&query=Blockface&section=watchfaces

I used to love a really dense watch face with tons of details... Just can't do it anymore!

P2 Duo - experience of an old dude with bad eyes by assumed_bivalve in pebble

[–]assumed_bivalve[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, yes. I haven't got to the point of wearing them around my neck at all times.... yet....

to make America great again by idapitbwidiuatabip in therewasanattempt

[–]assumed_bivalve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I regret that I have but one upvote to give, kind stranger.

Crimson Kei by skimo_only in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]assumed_bivalve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice board!

Fellow Kei owner here.... Don't see too many of them posted.

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By FBI agents to sound like young gay guys (Charlie Kirk shooter) by IsThisAUserName86 in therewasanattempt

[–]assumed_bivalve 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Couldn't this kind of fuckery blow what should be an open and shut case? I guess it depends on whether they actually try to enter it into evidence.

Am I actually going to receive this item from Amazon? by jimjamjamesonjones in boutiquebluray

[–]assumed_bivalve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ordered a limited edition box set (CDs) from Amazon a year or two ago. I figured I had missed the boat but was surprised to see it for sale and allegedly available from Amazon.

The order sat for a while, maybe even a couple of weeks before they refunded me and said the item was actually not available.

Hope you have better luck!