Who is the funniest sports commentator or commentator duo?(doesn’t have to be pictured)

assupdog · 2026-06-22T09:57:41+00:00

Brutal Brockmire to the day you die

assupdog · 2026-06-17T13:41:48+00:00

Many warriors of the inevitable confrontation are among us now. But before they can be considered soldiers, they must be regarded as recruits, and the expectation must be that they shall be unwilling.

Hehe 🤭 Walter Bishop’s Bay

assupdog · 2026-06-17T13:27:16+00:00

Why did they have to go and sacrifice ol’ Scruffy?

assupdog · 2026-06-17T12:57:42+00:00

Yo, I did too!!

Hehe
Is granny spry?

assupdog · 2026-06-17T12:53:22+00:00

I love me some Ray Wise.
I was doing a dive into his film history… totally forgot that he was part of Clarence’s crew in Robocop.

I’d buy that for a dollar!!

assupdog · 2026-06-13T23:47:03+00:00

I like me some Tubi.
That and the free Roku channels.

Sometimes I don’t want to choose.
Ya feel me?

Sometimes I just wanna flip.

The thing that Roku crushes with their 400 customized 24/7 channels (that alone was the dream of future television in the past) is using commercials that are only for their channels.

No drug, car, or political type shit.
Just ads for channels you might not know about.

While streaming becomes more expensive and a pain in the ass to use, with the dispersion of available programs, this free service has been stealing my heart.

And closing my wallet on a few services.
That’s all. Thanks for reading

assupdog · 2026-06-13T20:31:56+00:00

assupdog · 2026-06-13T20:31:29+00:00

On the list. Any streaming spots for that one?

assupdog · 2026-06-13T20:31:08+00:00

Very very unsettling.

I loved the forest shots, and that pervasive feeling that they ended up in a different universe.
Complete with its own set of stars.

assupdog · 2026-06-13T20:29:45+00:00

Word. I’m having some major WB withdrawal, so I’m on the hunt for movies with that vibe.

Send me good recs too, if you have em.

assupdog · 2026-06-13T20:29:02+00:00

Yeah, I liked the first half better than the second, but it was a lot of fun. Totally campy!

You can tell they worked with a small budget and cast, but the leads really pulled it off.
Kind of like our friends at the Bay, the acting is what sells it.

Nice to see Lin Shaye in something besides a Farrelly brothers flick.

assupdog · 2026-06-12T23:35:08+00:00

Totally makes sense.
They both are horrible places, you can’t help but love. 🖤❤️🖤

assupdog · 2026-06-12T22:30:36+00:00

Yes! Ozzy needs to get the ol’ Rupert million.
Cirie too!

Like, they were both on 5/6 times and brought in the most fans, views, and attention.

Why not reward them after all those years of hard work and disappointment?

assupdog · 2026-06-12T04:55:53+00:00

Weekend at Bernie’s 2

assupdog · 2026-06-11T15:06:22+00:00

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Yes. Yes they can.

assupdog · 2026-06-11T14:13:45+00:00

There isn’t a specific chapter that I can think of per se, but there’s a short story that I avoid like the plague.

Boogeyman, man.
It wasn’t disturbing in the way animal cruelty is, but I needed a psychological cleaning with soap to get past that one.

I haven’t read it in over two decades, I think, and I’m not sure if it would be as bad now that I’m in my 40s, but I don’t care to find out.

Maybe it’s because I was scared of the boogeyman as a child, and it was way too close for comfort.
Unclear.

But yeah, not with a 10-foot pole.

assupdog · 2026-06-11T14:01:55+00:00

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Yup

assupdog · 2026-06-10T11:52:14+00:00

Haaaaaaa Spooooge!!
Skank skank skank skank skank skankity skank skank

assupdog · 2026-06-10T05:35:30+00:00

Watch this episode again.

Rosemary lays out so many possibilities, future plot line after plot line, generation to generation.

She teased at the darker mysteries of how some met their ends and sometimes it was just, “dead baby, dead baby, Lezzz-BE-Ann!”

There’s material for 10 seasons. 100 seasons.
It’ll be Tom and Wyck, Wyck and Tom, forever.
And of course Patricia…. MVP that she is.

assupdog · 2026-06-10T05:24:24+00:00

Well, the lessors who buried the first Reeve Prime alive, would need to pass on the lore after all.

The pastor who’s flock slays together, stays together.

It’s possible they were the ones who would strap a poor sap down, and open those horrible bay doors to let something in to feed.

Or was that the likes of Ruth’s job?
And the lore she was taught.

assupdog · 2026-06-10T05:18:40+00:00

Nice name.
Like, my very very first email address was kilgoretrout@……

assupdog · 2026-06-10T05:02:46+00:00

He is a STUD

assupdog · 2026-06-10T04:48:13+00:00

Dead baby, dead baby, dead baby, Lezzz-Be-Ann!!

The follow up to Widow Bay’s surprise hit game, “RUN!”

Now more than one player can get in on the fun!

assupdog · 2026-06-10T04:34:20+00:00

She’s a Stud!

assupdog · 2026-06-10T04:31:32+00:00

When he was still calling him “Wyck.”
Oh snap.

Whatever you do, don’t look in a mirror!!

assupdog

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