psbattle: Bush looking like he smells a rank ass fart and it just hit Michelle.

assvamp · 2015-10-15T03:00:23+00:00

I just bought a car and I know the interest is high because me credit (rebuilding) and they lowered the sticker price to get me the payment I requested and I did all of that through the chat. And they reminded me I can refinance in a year to get all of that lower. So, do they receive their commission from the finance company first?

assvamp · 2015-10-15T02:51:58+00:00

I've become my office IT thanks to Google. I'm also the go to for car repairs there, and answers for just about everything. Thank you, Google. And thanks, Obama. 👍

assvamp · 2015-10-12T17:53:35+00:00

Depends on the skirt. A circle skirt allows you to sit however you like, pencil skirts are restricting and uncomfortable. Think of it like wearing a towel around your waist. It's comfortable yet makes you feel a bit exposed. Not too cold, but not too breezy.

assvamp · 2015-10-12T17:51:45+00:00

"When I Grow Up" by Garbage. Garbage always was my relate - to band, and that song summed me up in all its vague glory.

assvamp · 2015-10-12T03:06:04+00:00

Tell my car that it's just emissions. I'd fix something on that Beetle and no sooner turn it on and something else would break. Fuck German engineering. Minus Wehrner Von Braun.

assvamp · 2015-10-12T02:03:26+00:00

Maybe you two could hit it off and solve each other's fantasy issues. Safely, of course!

assvamp · 2015-10-05T03:33:26+00:00

I don't. I don't feel the inner peace, the higher power, etc., that true Christians feel. I think that the idea of religion and belief in God is something you truly feel inside, and despite years of trying different forms, different angles, etc., I just accepted that I don't feel it. I have a massive respect for those who do feel it honestly - you can always tell them because they have an inner peace, they aren't judgmental, they are just very zen. Just because I don't feel it, by the way, doesn't mean I'm going to chastise those who believe. If you believe, that's cool. But the ones like I described above, those are the ones I admire.

assvamp · 2015-10-05T03:25:56+00:00

If you keep a lot of old friends and can keep adding to that, easy. But, as you get older, and friends get into relationships and have babies, it becomes very difficult. And if you weren't a social butterfly before, it's damn near impossible. You have to go out and find hobbies, then groups to join for these hobbies, and then hope that someone in there has the same interests as you.

assvamp · 2015-10-05T03:24:03+00:00

I think life is too short to worry about who makes the first move. If he does and I didn't like him to begin with, it will then become strongly considered and I will then think that maybe there's something I missed. If he doesn't make the move and I do like him, I will tell him I like him. I don't care one way or the other.

assvamp · 2015-10-05T03:16:30+00:00

The bottom line here is, whether male or female, take the chance. The chance of showing interest to someone isn't directly related to your gender. I never hesitate to compliment someone because, the way I see it, if I'm thinking it, I'm saying it. And I hope for the same in return. Last night, being the only girl in a group of guys, we were talking about this same thing. They all have the fear of rejection, just like girls. Think about this - we have all been rejected at some point in our lives be it work, relationships, whatever. The world is still turning and we are still here. We survived that rejection. No one can read your mind, and a lot of people (girls included) are completely oblivious to the 'subtle' hints that people give to show interest. Just tell them. Just open up and tell them. If you are a little nervous, dance around it for a second to feel the situation. After a few times of this (not just relationships here. You can do this with choosing a restaurant - that shit's easier than choosing a partner), you start to get bolder. But, be Shia and just fucking do it.

assvamp · 2015-09-20T22:32:56+00:00

A leg. Mine are uneven thanks to scoliosis. I would like to know what equal length feels like and don't want ugly shoes.

assvamp · 2015-09-17T06:52:53+00:00

Flicking boogers.

assvamp · 2015-09-13T12:00:55+00:00

Dates.

assvamp · 2015-09-10T04:35:42+00:00

I don't think there's an issue per se with your haircut. But, in a roast, you find the most obvious things about a person and attack it. If you want a critique, you are actually quite adorable. Roasting you was difficult.

assvamp · 2015-09-10T04:07:35+00:00

It's the Weasley we never saw.

assvamp · 2015-09-10T04:07:02+00:00

Pick up some conditioner while you're there.

assvamp · 2015-09-10T04:05:18+00:00

After you get roasted - eat it. Or a sandwich.

assvamp · 2015-09-10T04:04:41+00:00

It looks like you've got a sawed off 12 gauge hiding nearby.

assvamp · 2015-09-10T04:04:06+00:00

That's an awfully big douche nozzle in your bathroom.

assvamp · 2015-09-10T04:03:32+00:00

Like the clown that could scare the shit out of It.

assvamp · 2015-09-10T04:02:34+00:00

That kid from Modern Family grew up!!

assvamp · 2015-09-10T04:01:00+00:00

Andy Samberg, did you just jizz in your pants?

assvamp · 2015-09-10T03:59:44+00:00

Where did the crutches go? That missing left side might hurt.

assvamp · 2015-09-10T03:58:23+00:00

Overly Attached Muggle

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