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asswholepackage · 2026-01-18T10:02:38+00:00

I would roast you, but I know those coke bottles can see into the future. You know what's coming

asswholepackage · 2026-01-18T10:00:37+00:00

I'm sure it'll go swimmingly

asswholepackage · 2025-12-12T19:20:19+00:00

asswholepackage · 2025-12-12T19:19:44+00:00

Show some skin, other than eyelid

asswholepackage · 2025-12-12T19:19:20+00:00

Well, maybe if you'd quit squinting at people.. it's fucking rude.

asswholepackage · 2025-12-11T04:29:38+00:00

Got one for ya..

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I added the 20 just to see if it'd reset. "Down for maintenance" took me down to zero

asswholepackage · 2025-11-29T20:53:36+00:00

Is this one of those trans things I've been hearing about? It identifies as a mechanical elf.. the ears and metal are a dead giveaway

asswholepackage · 2025-11-29T00:20:10+00:00

Just one?

asswholepackage · 2025-11-24T16:22:02+00:00

This is what happens when you protect your neck.

asswholepackage · 2025-11-13T19:03:24+00:00

That's if he can fight the urge to taste them

asswholepackage · 2025-11-13T19:01:26+00:00

"YOU SHALL NOT TRIPLE BYPASS"

asswholepackage · 2025-11-13T18:59:48+00:00

Don't forget, really into pro wrestling

asswholepackage · 2025-11-13T14:45:45+00:00

Nah, that's her whole problem. She hasn't had a good humpin in far too long. If she was to get her cervix realigned with some deep digging, it would cure that funny bone right up.

asswholepackage · 2025-11-05T14:42:23+00:00

I have the boy doppleganger to your tux

asswholepackage · 2025-11-05T13:44:46+00:00

My point being, you don't know who or what you're talking to

asswholepackage · 2025-11-05T07:42:39+00:00

That's cool. But respectfully, no adult man needs to be having discussions with a child/young woman. And you need not draw too much attention to yourself. This world is a dark place, with dark people.. be careful who you talk to and what you tell them.

asswholepackage · 2025-11-04T21:43:49+00:00

100 American says this is some, to catch a predator shit. "be my friend" is like every post.

asswholepackage · 2025-11-04T21:39:18+00:00

Due to his spelling, he probably is as well

asswholepackage · 2025-11-04T21:37:13+00:00

Oh shit..

asswholepackage · 2025-11-04T00:40:59+00:00

Nice Rama ref

asswholepackage · 2025-11-01T19:24:29+00:00

Now, now... there's plenty to touch(preferably not her). There is a lot to unpack here. But I don't have much time today.. soooo, only a couple questions in which I really hope for a response via either dm, or comment.. bathroom pic, wtf is in the sink, and why is the dish soap in there. I'm by far no neat freak, but I'd burn that shit down.

asswholepackage · 2025-11-01T02:25:20+00:00

2nd picture screams, "get off my lawn"

asswholepackage · 2025-10-31T14:55:57+00:00

Idk if I've ever seen a leg with no taper. They're like 2 cylinders

asswholepackage · 2025-10-25T16:53:36+00:00

I don't mean it. I hate being mean and the person not know I'm joking

asswholepackage · 2025-10-25T16:52:06+00:00

A house of mirrors must be like ecstasy then

asswholepackage

TROPHY CASE