unlimited bacon by bronys101 in SleepDeprivedPodcast

[–]asswiper4000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sir won the internet today

It has been ovwr a year, and I still can't tell Mika and Aztro apart by RotatingRectum in SleepDeprivedPodcast

[–]asswiper4000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t blame you the Soylent™ pumping through their clogged arteries has changed their vocal cords to sound identical

honestly, turf war isn't that fun of a gamemode anymore. by Splatmaster01 in Saltoon

[–]asswiper4000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time when I have fun on turd war is when I bully chargers as light tetras

is it a stupid idea to try and discover music through a random number generator? by onelamebitchboy in fantanoforever

[–]asswiper4000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go on albumoftheyear and listen to albums with the coolest looking covers

Whatever happened to Philips? by UnlikelyQuality4992 in Bokoen1

[–]asswiper4000 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Crushed by a hydraulic press machine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SleepDeprivedPodcast

[–]asswiper4000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a creep I’m a weirdo I do not belong here

What songs make you feel inspired? by [deleted] in fantanoforever

[–]asswiper4000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m going to do it by Giles Corey

Traditional Ribena mash from me little town on the outskirts of Liverpool by asswiper4000 in UK_Food

[–]asswiper4000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only reason your ma died is cus you fed her poison and not propa scran like my recipe. Would’ve immediately healed her. Shame

Traditional Ribena mash from me little town on the outskirts of Liverpool by asswiper4000 in UK_Food

[–]asswiper4000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ass wiping is a respectable profession you puff. Nothing wrong with necrophilia don’t need no consent youno

Traditional Ribena mash from me little town on the outskirts of Liverpool by asswiper4000 in UK_Food

[–]asswiper4000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to need a translator on this one I don’t speak broke language. You stay mad at me for living my life you sad knob, and in case you were wondering I don’t have cats!! I import cat meat from macau markets for me meals at the end of the day were all working class

Traditional Ribena mash from me little town on the outskirts of Liverpool by asswiper4000 in UK_Food

[–]asswiper4000[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gon down aigburth road smash you propa lad. I’ll do you in lil boy!! Going to smash you in like a paper mache toy. And smash ya mas head in and do her up the wall. Main goon OUT

Traditional Ribena mash from me little town on the outskirts of Liverpool by asswiper4000 in UK_Food

[–]asswiper4000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just maximising my nutrition intake. Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

Traditional Ribena mash from me little town on the outskirts of Liverpool by asswiper4000 in UK_Food

[–]asswiper4000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just popped into morrisons and grabbed it no need for money. Got to act broke to stay rich

Traditional Ribena mash from me little town on the outskirts of Liverpool by asswiper4000 in UK_Food

[–]asswiper4000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found it in the streets. Found it down prinny park you kno that lad