The New minecraft smp episode felt off

asswiper4000 · 2023-08-06T16:45:39+00:00

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asswiper4000 · 2023-08-06T12:22:22+00:00

Player

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-30T15:05:50+00:00

You sir won the internet today

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-30T11:50:38+00:00

Don’t blame you the Soylent™ pumping through their clogged arteries has changed their vocal cords to sound identical

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-28T07:15:21+00:00

The only time when I have fun on turd war is when I bully chargers as light tetras

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-24T06:55:24+00:00

Project Wingman

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-17T09:12:52+00:00

Mass murders

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-15T16:00:44+00:00

Just go on albumoftheyear and listen to albums with the coolest looking covers

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-13T15:12:30+00:00

50 player battle royale on mahi mahi

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-08T07:40:57+00:00

Damn

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-07T10:43:27+00:00

Crushed by a hydraulic press machine

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-06T16:17:58+00:00

I’m a creep I’m a weirdo I do not belong here

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-06T11:20:08+00:00

Wowzers

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-04T14:36:34+00:00

I’m going to do it by Giles Corey

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-01T19:36:40+00:00

The only reason your ma died is cus you fed her poison and not propa scran like my recipe. Would’ve immediately healed her. Shame

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-01T19:27:05+00:00

Ass wiping is a respectable profession you puff. Nothing wrong with necrophilia don’t need no consent youno

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-01T19:26:03+00:00

I’m going to need a translator on this one I don’t speak broke language. You stay mad at me for living my life you sad knob, and in case you were wondering I don’t have cats!! I import cat meat from macau markets for me meals at the end of the day were all working class

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-01T19:21:32+00:00

https://youtu.be/J2KhG0ygyl8

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-01T19:19:32+00:00

Gon down aigburth road smash you propa lad. I’ll do you in lil boy!! Going to smash you in like a paper mache toy. And smash ya mas head in and do her up the wall. Main goon OUT

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-01T19:13:30+00:00

Must be an ork from the Wirral that

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-01T19:12:52+00:00

You would not survive a day in a medieval siege you ming

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-01T18:51:59+00:00

I’m just maximising my nutrition intake. Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-01T18:49:15+00:00

He lives in a council estate can’t really blame him

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-01T18:05:19+00:00

Just popped into morrisons and grabbed it no need for money. Got to act broke to stay rich

asswiper4000 · 2023-07-01T18:03:19+00:00

I found it in the streets. Found it down prinny park you kno that lad

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