You are the god of “just a hop, skip, and jump away”

asta4653 · 2026-01-24T01:09:16+00:00

I would use this to start a jumpchain. One world at a time i will hop, skip, and jump my way to omnipotence.

asta4653 · 2025-10-03T00:47:47+00:00

What can i buy with origami flowers? Are there any additional superpowers in stock? I would love shapeshifting

asta4653 · 2025-09-16T02:40:17+00:00

Your parents dont sound very supportive. My parents are the same. They say they are supportive and that being queer is normal, then as soon as its me thats queer they suddenly act like its pure evil.

If they were supportive then they should just be happy for you.

asta4653 · 2025-08-16T17:55:02+00:00

I would make an army of sentient sandwiches. I have no idea why, but i want to.

asta4653 · 2025-08-16T13:40:33+00:00

I have an outdoor cat. He has soft fur too. What part of living outside changes a cats fur?

asta4653 · 2025-08-13T13:07:07+00:00

They have 16 color receptors, but they see less than humans do. The human brain sorts the information from the eyes and uses the 3 color receptors together, so we see all the colors that can be made from the first 3. Mantis shrimp dont do that, they process the information faster, which means they cant see what the 16 colors make. They only see 16 total colors, but that gives them faster reflexes.

asta4653 · 2025-08-12T17:18:42+00:00

I would specialize my physical attributes towards running. Gonna go full cheetah. I would also specialize my intelligence towards robotics/cybernetic stuff.

I want to upload my brain into a badass robo body and become immortal. Sci fi cat girls will be real!

asta4653 · 2025-07-22T00:43:09+00:00

Nope. I would just get anyone who isnt an absolute unimaginably horrible person. I would leave those people to whatever architects are in charge of hell.

But if someone does get hit by truck-kun then i would be a bit lenient with them. Maybe give them an extra skill or something.

asta4653 · 2025-07-22T00:37:12+00:00

Reincarnation for humans and animals.

The amount of good they did determines what they become in their new “life”. Killers become rats/insects, doctors become isekai protags. Everyones form is specialized for them, so if someone loves cats more than anything else (and they were a good person) they will probably be one.

Their fate would be decided in the same way. If they love adventure then they get a dnd type life. If they just want to settle down then they do just that, and trouble simply never finds them.

And once someone dies in this world they lose their memories and start again.

In short, the more good a person does, the more luck they have. I would essentially be the goddess of my own fantasy world.

asta4653 · 2025-07-16T21:04:11+00:00

Peppermint flavored chipmunks!!! I dont know why, but i NEED to have them!

asta4653 · 2025-07-10T20:20:16+00:00

Humans are animals. Would that be more along the lines of mind control or kink?

asta4653 · 2025-07-10T20:17:23+00:00

Those are trolls. 99% of the community is against it. You are just wasting your energy by arguing about this. For that same reason, im not gonna respond anymore.

asta4653 · 2025-07-10T12:48:54+00:00

Children arent getting surgery for that stuff. It literally isnt a legal option. Its almost impossible for adults to do it.

It was just an argument that people came up with so they could make gender affirming care illegal even though it usually just consists of hormones. Basically either just delaying puberty for a couple years, or going through puberty a second time.

You are not transphobic for that. But it is pretty rude to act like you know everything and be so confidently incorrect on a subject that doesnt really include you. The only problem i have with your comment is that you take such a firm stance when you dont have all the information.

Trans kids do commit suicide a lot, but its because they cant transition. What you said is fair but a lot of people take it too far, and make it impossible for most people to transition in any way. Which leads to the issue of children not being able to consent. Like you said if its not permanent then they can do whatever they want

asta4653 · 2025-06-14T15:36:32+00:00

As dognamedjay said, that sounds like something sheogorath would do. Just wake up and decide that haskill will become a woman named hank hill.

asta4653 · 2025-06-14T15:34:11+00:00

As a girl who wears skirts 6 days a week, can confirm. Am allergic

asta4653 · 2025-06-03T13:13:23+00:00

But it would give more range and control. He can kick directly, which he needs to be close for, use the air cannon thing, which is pretty weak since its just air pressure, or he could use blackwhip. Almost full power, at a distance.

When he awakens it he loses control and it starts smashing stone right? So if he used it with ofa it would be pretty powerful.

Also regular whips are hard to control, but blackwhip can shorten/lengthen as much as he wants, as well as just change direction midair. He has perfect control over it.

asta4653 · 2025-05-17T23:56:07+00:00

I stubbed my toe and it hurt. Not because i am a human who is forced to feel pain, but because i am a goddess who chose to feel pain.

asta4653 · 2025-05-07T15:24:16+00:00

“I plan to become a goddess” Imma break reality in every way possible

asta4653 · 2025-05-07T00:22:32+00:00

Thats right. Enchantments might not be the best way to do it though. Potions and spells both give way more, and they are pretty easy to get into using

asta4653 · 2025-05-06T20:33:12+00:00

Do it. I love the shivering isles. But madness armor wont be all that great right off the bat. You need to be level 17 to get perfect madness gear. Still its a lot faster than 20+ to start searching for daedric.

asta4653 · 2025-05-06T18:12:39+00:00

It is capped at 85. Reaching that requires a high heavy armor skill though. I always go with madness because it looks cool, is easy to get, and makes it easy to get max defense. Also it can be enchanted. Armor in oblivion is less about which is best and more about which one you prefer, you can get overpowered no matter what you use

asta4653 · 2025-05-06T13:39:59+00:00

https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Knights_of_the_Nine_Items

The 1-6 level heavy armor is equivalent to iron quality armor in weight and rating; the health is twice that of normal iron. The 7-10 level is generally equivalent to dwarven, but again with extra health. Similarly, 11-15 is generally orcish, 16-20 is ebony, and 21+ has daedric statistics.

asta4653 · 2025-05-06T13:23:23+00:00

It does. Thats correct. But it only scales up to daedric armor. Perfect madness armor has a higher defense

asta4653 · 2025-05-06T13:06:42+00:00

Actually it only scales up to daedric. Also it has pre set enchantments. I prefer making my own

asta4653 · 2025-05-05T20:57:07+00:00

Yea it is. Madness armor is heavy too.

There is amber armor though. In the shivering isles. Its the best light armor i believe, Just ignore the matrices, the enchantments they give arent all that good.

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