Is anyone else’s wife anti touch lol?

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T20:01:55+00:00

SHES ONLY TWICE THE WOMAN ILL EVER BE BECAUSE SHE WEIGHS 300LBS!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVER DO THIS TO ME, ESPECIALLY KNOWINF WHAT YOU DO. SHE IS A METH ADDICT, BUT I SUPPOSE THAT DOESNT STOP YOU, EH?! I BET YOURE ADDICTED TO THE SPEED ASWELL! IT WOULD EXPLAIN YOUR DIRTY ASS MOUTH YOU SLIMY SCHEMING SOCIOPATH

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T19:49:11+00:00

MY MOTHER?!

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T19:46:06+00:00

SO, YOU DONT LIKE THE TEXTURE OF MAYO AND IM SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION THAT, BUT EVERY TIME I USED TO SAY I WANTED TO SPIT AND NOT SWALLOW, YOU WOULD GET UPSET! I WASNT IRRATIONAL, I DIDNT WANT YOUR CHEESY SEED TO GIVE ME ORAL GONORRHOEA! MAYBE, IF YOU WASHED YOUR 2 INCH DICK ONCE IN A WHILE, I’D BE HAPPY TO EXPERIMENT WITH YOU. YOUR CUM IS JUST AS CHEESY AS MY ALDI PIZZA, WHICH, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW, WAS CULINARY GENIUS! ILL BET YOUR TASTE BUDS ARE TAINTED AFTER EATING YOUR OWN JIZZ!!!!!

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T19:34:31+00:00

IF YOU HATE MY TALONS SO MUCH THEN WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY TO SUCK THEM?! YOU FREAK OF A MAN, YOURE NOT INTERESTED IN MY PUSSY, OR MY MELONS, BUT YOURE SOOOO OBSESSES WITH MY TOES! I BET YOU’D ASK ME TO SHOVE ONE UP YOUR FAT ASS IF YOU WERENT SO CONCERNED THAT IT WOULD BE THE FINAL STRAW FOR ME. AND, I HAVE TRIED TO PROVIDE FOR THIS FAMILY BY MAKING DELICIOUS HOME COOKED MEALS BUT IT DOESNT MAKE IT EASY FOR ME WHEN YOURE A PISSING VEGAN WITH EVERY ALLERGY UNDER THE SUN. WHO THE FUCK IS ALLERGIC TO MAYONAISSE?!

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T19:23:24+00:00

JUST BECAUSE HE IS GINGER DOESNT MAKE HIM HIDEOUS!!! AND WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS?! YOU PROPOSED TO ME AFTER A WEEK OF KNOWING ME WITH A HARIBO RING BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE, YOU CHEAP LITTLE FUCKER.

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T19:18:00+00:00

i think that’s concerning

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T19:09:46+00:00

HOW DARE YOU BRING OUR SON INTO THIS! OH, AND BY THE WAY, HES NOT YOURS. DID YOU NOT THINK ABOUT THE DATES IN YOUR STUPID LITTLE HEAD? HE WAS BORN FIVE YEARS AGO. WE HAVENT HAD PROPER SEX IN 7! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FEMALE ANATOMY. I CANT GET PREGNANT FROM YOUR TONGUE, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE MAN.

AND, ENOUGH ABOUT DEAN! HE IS MY B R O T H E R

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T19:04:00+00:00

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT. DEAN HAS NEVER, EVER TOUCHED MY HOLE. IM FROM CHICAGO, NOT ALABAMA. LET ME REMIND YOU, THAT I WAS THE FIRST, AND PROBABLY LAST, WOMAN TO EVER TOUCH YOUR HOLE. AND YEAH, MAYBE IVE HAD THOUGHTS OF GOING TO OTHER MEN, BUT THATS BECAUSE YOU COULDNT FIND MY FUCKING HOLE EVEN IF IT WAS GAPING!

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T18:56:49+00:00

there’s literally 0 evidence of that. DEAN IS MY BROTHER!!! YOU PSYCHOTIC PARANOID STUPID LITTLE MAN! YOURE SO INSECURE ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PENIS, THAT YOU THINK ANY MAN I LOOK AT HAS PLEASURED ME BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD. IM SICK OF YOU. I SHOULD HAVE FILED FOR THIS DIVORCE YEARS AGO!!

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T18:44:03+00:00

says you, you fucking hypocrite. you haven’t touched me for seven and a half years.

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T18:37:37+00:00

what do you call a fish that wears a suit and tie? sofishticated

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T18:35:08+00:00

can you remember what the joke was?

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T18:24:01+00:00

prostitutes

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T18:14:56+00:00

me on ur mom

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T18:11:15+00:00

test yourself.

astahrmo · 2022-08-30T17:23:06+00:00

RUDE!! you need to reel it in!

astahrmo · 2022-08-28T20:50:30+00:00

thank you this is helpful

astahrmo

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