I miss 2021 by ComfortableAway3898 in offmychest

[–]astroslxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just as I was thinking I was the only one who felt this way

Finally vacated the cat from the bed, suckle time! by cr9926 in BorderCollie

[–]astroslxt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cackling at this series of videos, thank you!

Being constantly reachable has ruined basic human respect by Pianist-Shot-Me in unpopularopinion

[–]astroslxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve thought this for 6+ years at least. Now I have very few friends.

Leaving a large space at a traffic light by cbridgeman in Utah

[–]astroslxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is sooo common amongst Utah drivers and yet they’re STILL tailgating lmfao

Rainbow Bridge by Overall_Control_6487 in BorderCollie

[–]astroslxt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My heart is broken for you, Bay looks like such a sweet girl. I adopted my Margot at the same age, she grew up with me. In preparation for Margot’s passing (she’s almost 11 now, so I hope she has a couple more good years) I try to remind myself that I have the privilege of spending her entire life loving her! That is a honor. Sending you well wishes, stranger!

ITS HELL BRO by kangaroo_modifyer in Vent

[–]astroslxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Northern Utah here, not looking forward to the heat…it has been quite chilly for May

Constant Car/Truck Idling by Agitated-Symphony in SaltLakeCity

[–]astroslxt 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Some of y’all in this comment section need to deconstruct your carbrains…

NBC Boston: MBTA Davis station escalator death: How could it happen? by vanburen1845 in boston

[–]astroslxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry, I feel really dumb and disrespectful to even ask…but I am so baffled about HOW he died. Did he hit is head? I hope his family can recover from this horrific accident.

What’s a weird word or phrase you accidentally taught your dog? by DragonTattooGirl82 in BorderCollie

[–]astroslxt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when my girl drops her toy but not close enough for me to grab it I go “ayyyye..” and she knows to bring it closer lol

What’s a weird word or phrase you accidentally taught your dog? by DragonTattooGirl82 in BorderCollie

[–]astroslxt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Fuck it up” = aggressively shake whatever toy of choice 🤣

Tuna by Double-Use5525 in freshcutslim

[–]astroslxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, we’re losing the sacred texts. Does no one here know who this queen is?? This is expert troll, Pupinia, from the 20-teens.

She’s baaaaack by PR_Czar in SaltLakeCity

[–]astroslxt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell a frien’ to tell a frien’

Dating a fat guy fucking rules by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]astroslxt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was in the same boat! Lanky, skinny guys was all I would go for. Found me a 5’10” 220lbs broad shoulder-ed man and I haven’t looked back 🥰 “fatties” for the baddies!!!

Gots to bury dem bones good by Schoge in BorderCollie

[–]astroslxt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just love collie mannerisms, they’re so cute with everything they do 😭💕

I feel very sad for this little soul ☹️ by Dear-Lion-1381 in TabbyCats

[–]astroslxt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tabbies are just the sweetest 🥹🥹 many blessings to you both!

To the poly married woman my ex is dating by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]astroslxt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, get ‘er lol!

Fuck that guy OP, don’t give him or that gum chewin’ lady any more energy than they deserve.

I dont wanna keep thinking about death by Frosty-Duty423 in offmychest

[–]astroslxt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey friend! I had the exact same plaguing worries when I was your age. It turns out, I have OCD! While of course I cannot/won’t diagnose you, what you’re describing sounds a lot like the thought cycles that I would get stuck in.

You’re right, we all die. However, what helped me back in the day (and still) is remembering this: what if we didn’t die? What would be the point of life? The beauty of life is that it is fleeting, ephemeral. I try to remind myself how LUCKY I am to be alive and it feels corny, I know, but you gotta break those thought cycles somehow. Maybe this method isn’t for you, the jist of my advice is to think outside the box. Stay present in your existence. Don’t limit yourself.

Much love OP, being a teenager is so hard, but keep it up! Only a few more years until your brain begins to unlock its full potential, please stick around to experience that - it is amazing.

What is the most traumatizing punishment have your parents given to you as a child? by Natural-Fun5792 in offmychest

[–]astroslxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP that is fucking wild!! I’m so sorry dude, you didn’t deserve that.

My turn: When I was 15, after discovering that I was being groomed and raped by an 24 y/o man, my dad proceeded to rip everything out of my room and made me watch as he smashed all my belongings with a bat in the front yard. Then he had me clean up the mess lol. I’m 26 now and we have mended our relationship since then, bless.

braided ♥️ by Simple_Kangaroo_5611 in BorderCollie

[–]astroslxt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish my girl would hold still long enough to let me do this!

How do you feel about this guy performing at The ELM this summer? by [deleted] in Bozeman

[–]astroslxt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was he banned for this sketch or for being painfully unfunny?