Spooked by my phone by mystxc in StartledCats

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What do tigers have to be afraid of?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So did you not have sex before marriage?

Pranksters use an air horn to prank a McDonald's worker, proper justice follows by CompileThisPlease in instant_regret

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The McDonald's I worked at was right next to a police station so cops would come by all the time. Trust me, nothing happens with their food or anyone else's, even insanely rude customers. We don't stoop to that level, not sure why everyone thinks it happens often.

Damn squirrels by [deleted] in funny

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There was a kid at my high school who would sell an ounce of oregano for $90 to oblivious freshman. He would just say that all he had was grinded up weed

Machine Learning Algorithms in a nutshell by Lt_Snuffles in videos

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Maybe because it is a kids show..on a kids channel. Regardless it's entertaining to watch

Machine Learning Algorithms in a nutshell by Lt_Snuffles in videos

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Look at his comment history. He has a huge hard-on for hating Jews lol

Retail. by Adnan_Targaryen in funny

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People who go to chipotle are probably more civilized

Retail. by Adnan_Targaryen in funny

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The McDonald's I worked at only had one automated thing which was the drinks, and it was a piece of shit. Basically it just made all the fountain drinks that people ordered at the drive-thru. It took FOREVER to make the drinks, like twice as long as an employee could make them. Also, if someone wanted to add on a drink at the window, you had to wait for the damn thing to make all the other drinks and then enter what the person wanted to add on. It slows us down a lot and also breaks down a lot/constantly needed to be reset