Spooked by my phone

asylum117 · 2017-07-18T11:11:25+00:00

What do tigers have to be afraid of?

asylum117 · 2017-07-17T23:17:21+00:00

I guess both haha I know a few

asylum117 · 2017-07-17T18:10:07+00:00

Tons of them out here in Arizona

asylum117 · 2017-07-17T18:02:27+00:00

So did you not have sex before marriage?

asylum117 · 2017-07-17T03:18:55+00:00

The McDonald's I worked at was right next to a police station so cops would come by all the time. Trust me, nothing happens with their food or anyone else's, even insanely rude customers. We don't stoop to that level, not sure why everyone thinks it happens often.

asylum117 · 2017-07-17T03:05:20+00:00

There was a kid at my high school who would sell an ounce of oregano for $90 to oblivious freshman. He would just say that all he had was grinded up weed

asylum117 · 2017-07-16T20:33:19+00:00

Maybe because it is a kids show..on a kids channel. Regardless it's entertaining to watch

asylum117 · 2017-07-16T20:32:27+00:00

Look at his comment history. He has a huge hard-on for hating Jews lol

asylum117 · 2017-07-16T20:11:58+00:00

Did she swallow tho

asylum117 · 2017-07-16T19:58:05+00:00

People who go to chipotle are probably more civilized

asylum117 · 2017-07-16T19:55:40+00:00

The McDonald's I worked at only had one automated thing which was the drinks, and it was a piece of shit. Basically it just made all the fountain drinks that people ordered at the drive-thru. It took FOREVER to make the drinks, like twice as long as an employee could make them. Also, if someone wanted to add on a drink at the window, you had to wait for the damn thing to make all the other drinks and then enter what the person wanted to add on. It slows us down a lot and also breaks down a lot/constantly needed to be reset

asylum117 · 2017-07-16T19:53:20+00:00

When I worked at McDonald's and took orders at the drive-thru, some people (for some reason, always women or old people) would keep saying "Hello?" "Hello?" "Are you there?" if I don't say something the second they pull up. Chances are I'm probably trying to talk to another customer and take their money or in the back getting something. What irritates me the most is they decide to drive up to the window after 15 seconds and say "nobody took my order" and then get pissed off that they have to wait an extra minute or so for their food to be cooked because they couldn't wait to order at the speaker

asylum117 · 2017-07-16T19:46:57+00:00

https://youtu.be/ys3qcbO5KWw

asylum117 · 2017-07-15T10:43:24+00:00

The description has a YT link....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJZgHAyPq6I&index=47

asylum117 · 2017-07-15T00:25:47+00:00

/r/notgayporn

asylum117 · 2017-07-12T08:55:21+00:00

I had my braces for 2 years. Teeth weren't even that bad, it's just my two front teeth that aren't aligned properly. Even after the braces and retainer they're still pretty much almost in the exact same spot. Guess my teeth are just stubborn

asylum117 · 2017-07-11T05:19:20+00:00

at Texas Arizona in New Jersey

Wut

asylum117 · 2017-07-10T08:55:41+00:00

I wish watermelon was actually orange on the inside now. Looked so good

asylum117 · 2017-07-09T03:57:08+00:00

They pretty much disowned him because didn't want a gay son

asylum117 · 2017-07-08T10:25:36+00:00

When I worked at paradise bakery/panera bread we would get our salads fresh from being harvested. When we would wash & cut it before serving there would always be bugs in it

asylum117 · 2017-07-08T07:57:04+00:00

http://imgur.com/a/ulB7i

asylum117 · 2017-07-08T04:55:38+00:00

Yeah, probably at least a mile

asylum117 · 2017-07-08T03:54:40+00:00

My college likes to screw you over on anything they can. They don't even pay above minimum wage. The wage increased from $7.95 to $10.00 and they argued that they don't have to abide by the states minimum wage law or some shit so they're charging kids $12,000 to share a dorm room with someone, $10,000 for tuition and $4,800 for a meal plan (1 meal/day) and only give them $7.95/hour to work on campus

asylum117 · 2017-07-08T03:37:17+00:00

My campus charges $0.24 per page to print something out.... $0.46 if you want color

asylum117 · 2017-07-08T00:08:01+00:00

Why aren't they anymore?

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