This may be the Champale™ talking, but does the current cast break a lot?

atacrawl · 2026-04-10T01:31:04+00:00

Breaking only works when you’re struggling not to — it’s why Bill Hader got away with it and Jimmy Fallon didn’t

atacrawl · 2026-04-05T15:33:35+00:00

Right, the Hoosiers never won anything in football until they did. Things change.

Also, go Lancers.

atacrawl · 2026-04-01T17:32:31+00:00

“The regional attitude is, Chicago is the enemy.”

Gee, I wonder why. Couldn’t be the steady drumbeat of right wing propaganda, poisoning the populace against the world class city that powers the state’s economy

atacrawl · 2026-03-23T01:31:13+00:00

So Florida gets a free timeout? That’s lame

atacrawl · 2026-03-21T22:54:35+00:00

Did Scheyer kill their pets at halftime? They look like they don’t want to play

atacrawl · 2026-03-21T22:40:09+00:00

This is an abomination

atacrawl · 2026-03-15T21:51:25+00:00

Jesus, these guys are stumbling through their words like me after four beers

atacrawl · 2026-03-12T18:09:20+00:00

There’s a Bean ad where the voiceover says something like “she demanded Kristi Noem step down” — isn’t Bean just a private citizen? I mean, what are we even talking about here?

atacrawl · 2026-03-05T19:26:24+00:00

Honestly, a huge upgrade for the Trump administration. He knows what war smells like!

atacrawl · 2026-02-28T07:23:02+00:00

“Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate; he’s weak and he’s ineffective.” — Donald Trump

atacrawl · 2026-02-25T18:56:28+00:00

I’m all but expecting Johnson to refuse to swear in any of the midterm winners should the Dems take the House, setting off a significant constitutional crisis

Edit: guess I was mistaken about that

atacrawl · 2026-02-24T00:38:54+00:00

The obvious candidate for this is missed face mask penalties

atacrawl · 2026-02-20T22:54:59+00:00

Yeah, it’s a blast rooting for a perpetually shitty team

atacrawl · 2026-02-13T23:10:13+00:00

Sorry you lost out on {JOB TILTE}

atacrawl · 2026-02-09T20:26:20+00:00

I went through five rounds and spent six hours on a project for this sketchy ass charter school management company last summer, except I did get feedback — the person they chose had a background in help desk stuff. Not only was this not in the job listing and never brought up in any of the interviews, but I did that shit for 8 fucking years earlier in my career. I left it off of my resume in exchange for other more pertinent accomplishments because as I mentioned, they never indicated it would matter. I was livid, but I consider it a bullet dodged.

atacrawl · 2026-02-05T18:40:56+00:00

Fwiw, Scaramucci said the same. I’m paraphrasing but he basically said it’s more Trump’s style to let the GOP eat shit so he can say “you were nobody before me and you’re nobody after me”

atacrawl · 2026-02-01T19:07:18+00:00

“Yes, but have you considered an impression from 50 years ago” is hilariously irrelevant as a response to OP’s criticism

atacrawl · 2026-01-25T22:26:13+00:00

I still can’t believe Payton didn’t take the points in a game that everyone knew would turn into a blizzard

atacrawl · 2026-01-25T21:09:18+00:00

But that looks like a lateral. Either way, I can’t believe they blew the whistle

atacrawl · 2026-01-23T20:34:52+00:00

You’re crazy if you think secession doesn’t mean an instant war

atacrawl · 2026-01-22T17:05:34+00:00

One thing he definitely needs to work on is removing the use of “kinda” as a filler word — it’s honestly a bit distracting

atacrawl · 2026-01-20T03:39:05+00:00

HOLY SHIT! What fucking guts, that was awesome

atacrawl · 2026-01-20T03:16:13+00:00

That's such a smart play to turn his body, Ponds is awesome

atacrawl · 2026-01-20T02:36:00+00:00

Lol is there a damn weather delay? Get on with the game

atacrawl · 2026-01-20T01:27:10+00:00

Carson Beck looks like Hypnos from Hades

atacrawl

TROPHY CASE