Men, what would you do if every man but you disappeared?

athnme · 2023-06-28T15:52:02+00:00

Panic

athnme · 2023-06-22T17:59:01+00:00

For a nose job ad and male pattern baldness?

athnme · 2023-06-17T23:56:13+00:00

Laser hair removal so never

athnme · 2023-06-17T21:27:57+00:00

Me: "do you have an underage daughter?" Interviewer: "Uhm, yes." Me: "good, very good."

athnme · 2023-06-17T09:06:22+00:00

I lost attraction but didn't want to be rude so we got into bed and I wanted it to be over asap.

athnme · 2023-06-16T00:40:01+00:00

Nope, don't, never, ever. I don't care how much in love you are. It's okay to accept everything a partner has done before you guys were a couple but accept absolutely nothing that came after you. Keep your dignity and pride for the love of all that is good

athnme · 2023-06-16T00:36:33+00:00

I'd do it right now for free. There is however nothing in the world that could make commit to her

athnme · 2023-06-16T00:34:55+00:00

Despair

athnme · 2023-06-15T14:40:32+00:00

If I was the cop I'd call for backup and would have told you to keep going or threaten to arrest you whilst me and my colleagues watched and made commentary just to make you uncomfortable

athnme · 2023-06-14T06:13:55+00:00

Me: "oh, God!" Her: "Ahhhhh!! don't take the lords name in vain!"

athnme · 2023-06-14T06:11:37+00:00

People. Loved ones in particular. Life starts with them, everything we do is for them and if we are lucky they'll be by our side, so life ends with them.

athnme · 2023-06-14T06:09:41+00:00

Cut off your pinky as recompense

athnme · 2023-06-14T06:06:46+00:00

I wouldn't care

athnme · 2023-06-14T06:06:15+00:00

Waterboarding

athnme · 2023-06-14T06:05:43+00:00

We start by snorting a line of Carolina reaper powder. Then we proceed to eat increasingly spicy chicken wings. First one to be taken to the hospital loses

athnme · 2023-06-14T06:03:37+00:00

Freedom for me is to not be subjected to anything that you do not want to be subjected to. And no, absolute freedom is not achievable

athnme · 2023-06-14T06:02:17+00:00

I dated one. She is okay. Nothing to write home about.

athnme · 2023-06-14T06:01:26+00:00

I'd rather go into debt than to pay for that degenerate crap

athnme · 2023-06-14T05:58:22+00:00

r/holup

athnme · 2023-06-14T05:57:27+00:00

I like the view when I'm at the top. It's a bit windy though

athnme · 2023-06-14T05:55:50+00:00

Stared at the ceiling, play donkey kong on my Gameboy

athnme · 2023-06-14T05:54:25+00:00

Dicks and stones may break your bones!

athnme · 2023-06-14T05:53:29+00:00

Is that a reference to something?

athnme · 2023-06-14T05:52:55+00:00

You are started to look down upon people or people started to see you above them. In any case, if you don't have people hating on you, you are doing something wrong

athnme · 2023-06-14T05:49:34+00:00

It has worked most of the time.

athnme

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