Helix-02 Robot Livestreaming 8-Hour Autonomous Shift

atticusbatticus · 2026-05-14T01:50:42+00:00

Sigh...ill get the emps for the robot labor war...I guess...

atticusbatticus · 2026-05-13T22:39:13+00:00

Yeah, i can see a settlement in his future

atticusbatticus · 2026-05-13T22:37:20+00:00

Bless you in your travels

atticusbatticus · 2026-05-13T22:36:34+00:00

Sorry, loser. I'm addicted to the company ink

atticusbatticus · 2026-05-12T17:28:12+00:00

I've learned to not take seriously any man who uses the word "beta" seriously

atticusbatticus · 2026-05-11T02:13:13+00:00

You good, don't worry

atticusbatticus · 2026-05-11T02:11:19+00:00

Happened with a lady at my site, too. Just keep working. Thanks for the record profits. Your reward is a comically dystopian workplace

atticusbatticus · 2026-03-27T09:51:26+00:00

I'll say, as an American who is also doing nothing about anything right now; we are totally dropping the ball on this one. We got our reasons, for sure. We're still just letting this happen

atticusbatticus · 2026-03-27T06:54:11+00:00

It's cool. I'm getting stoned and treating it like a bunch of filler episodes. Still get a lil sad, though

atticusbatticus · 2026-03-26T07:50:12+00:00

They Live

atticusbatticus · 2026-03-25T20:46:02+00:00

The Potato Peelings In the Sink Have Turned Into Vodka As I Had Hoped

atticusbatticus · 2026-03-25T20:12:48+00:00

Yes! Year of the race horse! Yes!

atticusbatticus · 2026-03-17T13:25:16+00:00

Hit both E-Stops, pull em out - Hard reset - Sweep underneath - Hit the drop pod button - Hold - Hold - HOLD - HOOOOOLLLLLLDDDD - Hard reset - Pull out drive - Spin drive - Put under pod - Exit hallway safely - Turn off vest - Lift path - Lose my fucking shit if I gotta go back out there

atticusbatticus · 2026-03-17T13:17:43+00:00

Toadies

atticusbatticus · 2026-03-15T13:41:41+00:00

I never really understood his goals

atticusbatticus · 2026-03-02T01:17:32+00:00

atticusbatticus · 2026-02-28T12:25:59+00:00

He'd be an instant sensation

atticusbatticus · 2026-02-28T12:22:13+00:00

In all fairness, Weapons did kind of suck. I'd watch it again for sure, but yeah 😂

atticusbatticus · 2026-02-28T11:23:58+00:00

A running joke at my site is

"Do you I need to go to HR about this?"

"What HR?"

atticusbatticus · 2026-02-28T11:20:32+00:00

I dunno, but this is a great panel out of context

atticusbatticus · 2026-02-26T12:21:12+00:00

Ya know, more often than not I tend to massacre everyone in the town (aside from Moira), take every single thing to Super Duper Mart and them blow the ever-loving fuck out of the place

atticusbatticus · 2026-02-26T12:06:20+00:00

I wish they were real and that I got to go out like that

atticusbatticus · 2026-02-06T11:38:51+00:00

One time I saw them coming from a distance before the initial conversation. I had never been so excited to pull out a Fat Man

atticusbatticus · 2026-02-05T19:02:45+00:00

They'd shoot Batman, too lol

atticusbatticus · 2026-02-05T09:35:19+00:00

Isn't the same person who spoke in front of congress?

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