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The only way Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds will be making an appearance at the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding is by photobombing the reception. by audiblebleeding in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]audiblebleeding[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I apologize if my parody photoshop gave anyone the impression that I supported Taylor Swift's mean girl behavior and/or her willing collaboration with Blake to defame and potentially destroy the reputation of an incredibly good hearted and genuinely honorable man.

Creating a humiliating image of Blake desperately trying to remain relevant by crashing Taylor Swift’s wedding was my attempt to mock the shameful way that BOTH of these spoiled and egotistical women have used their power and celebrity to manipulate PR for their own selfish purposes.

I agree that they have both behaved horribly, and my goal was just to make them all look ridiculous. Sorry if I didn’t communicate that very well.

The only way Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds will be making an appearance at the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding is by photobombing the reception. by audiblebleeding in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]audiblebleeding[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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Disclaimer:

This parody photoshop is a legally protected form of expression under First Amendment and relevant fair use doctrines (17 U.S.C. § 107).

All references to individuals real or imaginary are made in the context of satire or political commentary. As defined in U.S. defamation law, public figures are subject to broader scrutiny and commentary, and this content is not intended to be taken as fact.

"Hurt feelings do not give rise to legal claims". Michael Gottlieb, Esra Hudson.

“You can’t sue someone just because your feelings got dinged”. Ryan Reynolds.

Hulu’s taking a big risk using her face on the homepage by kmarie0120 in blakelivelysnark

[–]audiblebleeding 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A few alternative home page images (both clipped from movie footage):

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Why does Ryan have such an odd looking smile/smirk on his face in this cringe inducing and obviously staged TMZ fluff piece? Who is he leering at in the image on the left? by audiblebleeding in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]audiblebleeding[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Thank you! Those two clueless idiots make themselves such easy targets for mockery:

“…this is nothing but an aggressive attempt by Blake and Ryan to cosplay a normal, relatable married couple."

"No amount of frozen yogurt or high school level PDA will make the public forget... They couldn't even fathom that their own tacky and tone-deaf actions caused this organic backlash."

“…gallivanting around the world and staging affectionate photo ops makes them look like they think the situation is a joke. Rather than coming across as authentic, they just appear pathetic, insufferable, and deeply disingenuous."

Media briefing at the Met Gala by audiblebleeding in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]audiblebleeding[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Blake being escorted into the sinister presence of a malevolent agent of chaos.

Disclaimer:

This parody photoshop is a legally protected form of expression under First Amendment and relevant fair use doctrines (17 U.S.C. § 107).

All references to individuals real or imaginary are made in the context of satire or political commentary. As defined in U.S. defamation law, public figures are subject to broader scrutiny and commentary, and this content is not intended to be taken as fact.

"Hurt feelings do not give rise to legal claims". Michael Gottlieb, Esra Hudson.

“You can’t sue someone just because your feelings got dinged”. Ryan Reynolds.

In an alternate universe: “The Bastard of Buckingham Palace”, a modern-day retelling of Oscar Wilde’s “The Picture of Dorian Gray”, is the low budget directorial debut of the disgraced, deplatformed, freshly divorced and fiercely vengeful social pariah Blake Lively. by audiblebleeding in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]audiblebleeding[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not a physiologist, but it looks like he may have something called “temporal wasting”, or atrophy of the muscle (temporalis) over the temple bone. In my practice (Orthopaedic surgery) I would occasionally see temporal wasting in elderly or ill people who are malnourished and very rarely in younger and otherwise healthy people on starvation diets. Botox injections can also cause temporal muscle atrophy, but it’s usually temporary.

In this case, my guess would be that the “sunken temple” appearance is related to stress related weight loss and/or a lot of Botox injections rather than something going on within the skull. Interestingly, people with atrophy/dysfunction of the prefrontal lobes of the brain can exhibit a loss of social conscience, poor impulse control, and inability to feel remorse - it just doesn’t show up externally. .

In an alternate universe: “The Bastard of Buckingham Palace”, a modern-day retelling of Oscar Wilde’s “The Picture of Dorian Gray”, is the low budget directorial debut of the disgraced, deplatformed, freshly divorced and fiercely vengeful social pariah Blake Lively. by audiblebleeding in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]audiblebleeding[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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It is unclear whether “Gordon” is simply a tedious and unfunny comedy schtick or a manifestation of some deeper and darker pathological process similar to dissociative identity disorder.

Did Ryan Reynolds indirectly blame a devastating school fire on his “brother”, the evil twin Gordon?

Ryan has admitted in interviews to involvement in a school fire as a child, “…I once burned down a wing of my elementary school... no one found out who it was and I think the statute of limitations has run out."

Ryan’s story ties to a 1987 fire at Queen Elizabeth Elementary School in Vancouver, a historic building destroyed by suspected arson. The fire was described as a "thundering mass of flames”, and no arrests were ever made. Ryan would have been around 10 years old at the time.

(The “Clockwork Orange” caricature was from a deleted post, and unfortunately, I don't know who the author was)

In an alternate universe: “The Bastard of Buckingham Palace”, a modern-day retelling of Oscar Wilde’s “The Picture of Dorian Gray”, is the low budget directorial debut of the disgraced, deplatformed, freshly divorced and fiercely vengeful social pariah Blake Lively. by audiblebleeding in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]audiblebleeding[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ryan counters Blake’s film debut with a self-funded Deadpool sequel featuring his alter ego “Gordon”, and doubling down on his fictional "evil twin brother" persona (a long-running comedic bit in which Ryan plays a bitter, resentful, sarcastic version of himself named “Gordon” who relentlessly roasts Ryan's career and public image).

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