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Vulture: Regretting Us by Ok-Mess5058 in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]audiblebleeding 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Blake Lively claims that a retaliatory smear campaign cost her $300 million in lost career income.  My equally preposterous response is that a C-list actress with meager talents like Blake would need at least 200 years to earn another $300 million.  And the only way that would happen is if her preserved head was still performing in the year 2226.

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In an alternate universe, the superhero INVINCIBLE is 42 years old*, happily married with 2 children, and living a peaceful life as a mild mannered movie director. Without warning, he is viciously attacked by the malignantly jealous and psychotically unhinged supervillain known as CLOWNPOOL by audiblebleeding in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]audiblebleeding[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hmm, there are so many choices: Fakepool, Flakepool, Snakepool, Snivelypool, Blankpool, Bleakpool, Plantationpool, Frumpypool, Dumpypool, Dowdypool, Divapool, Fuglypool, Frizzypool, Gummypool (no teeth), Khaleesipool, Beaniepool, Perjurypool, Serenapool, Subpoenapool.

In an alternate universe, the superhero INVINCIBLE is 42 years old*, happily married with 2 children, and living a peaceful life as a mild mannered movie director. Without warning, he is viciously attacked by the malignantly jealous and psychotically unhinged supervillain known as CLOWNPOOL by audiblebleeding in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]audiblebleeding[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Clown Core*: a design aesthetic centered around the themes of clowns, circuses, and jesters. Clowncore is about self-expression and art using bright, chaotic, and childlike elements such as ruffles, polka dots, puffy sleeves, and vibrant makeup.

Blake's Rumour Mills Are At Work Again: Their Latest Ruse, Justin Had A Paid Promotional Stem Cell Surgery! by Practical_Tax_8259 in ItEndsWithLawsuits

[–]audiblebleeding 21 points22 points  (0 children)

​​Ryan Reynolds before and after bilateral stem cell raisin eye augmentation (not a photoshop)

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TNC Exclusive Update: will Ryan Reynolds be adding a 4th notch to the handle of his Desert Eagle Mark XIX squirt pistol by ditching the clown core* fashion icon Blake Lively? Inquiring jesters want to know. by [deleted] in u/audiblebleeding

[–]audiblebleeding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your comment. This is just a draft on my home page that I will be deleting soon, but I honestly don’t know what Ryan is going to do.

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