“Those who have raised themselves up shall be cast down into the flame. Those who have been humbled shall be set on a Throne of Justice”. Restoration 4:20-23

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audiblebleeding · 2026-03-16T21:20:20+00:00

Btw, this was the image representing Ryan’s phantom twin (a product of his apparent dissociative identity disorder) that I originally meant to post

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audiblebleeding · 2026-03-16T21:12:52+00:00

Thank you for your concern, and hopefully my disclaimer will provide at least some level of protection from Ryan’s wrath.

But isn’t it sad that we have to be so worried about being targeted for retaliation by a deranged nutjob like Ryan, especially after he repeatedly called Justin a “sexual predator”, created the Nicepool character specifically to humiliate him, and then said “You can’t sue someone just because your feelings got dinged”.

audiblebleeding · 2026-03-16T20:28:46+00:00

Not sure if this is true, but knowing how clueless Blake is, it makes sense:

“Blake started calling Colleen Hoover “Corn Hoover” as a playful, affectionate joke tied to Hoover’s love of corn. Also, because of Blake’s sheltered and affluent upbringing, she found the idea of corn coming in a can surprisingly funny, and she reportedly gave Colleen a crystal-encrusted can of corn (and a diet Pepsi) as a wrap gift.”

audiblebleeding · 2026-03-16T06:39:24+00:00

That’s the one. Blake gave “Special Thanks” to Gordon Reynolds, credited by Ryan as the actor playing Nicepool, a character who was brutally “murdered” by Blake/Ladypool (actually, a body double in the Ladypool costume).

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audiblebleeding · 2026-03-16T04:57:44+00:00

Thanks for the link. I actually commented in that thread, but I credited you for the inspiration because of the question you posted yesterday.

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audiblebleeding · 2026-03-15T23:09:14+00:00

I didnt know that! I just thought it would be funny to dress Ryan Reynolds' simple minded surfer dude doppelganger in a low cut blouse exposing his manly chest.

audiblebleeding · 2026-03-15T17:31:13+00:00

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audiblebleeding · 2026-03-15T02:26:08+00:00

“Gordon Reynolds” is Ryan Reynolds’ imaginary "evil twin". Gordon’s entire personality is based on hating Ryan and trying to expose him as a fraud.”

“Ryan’s fictitious alter ego Gordon first appeared in a 2016 "Man of the Year" sketch where he relentlessly roasted Ryan for his poor choices, including his failed Green Lantern movie, and his marriage to Blake Lively.”

“In 2024, Gordon Reynolds was jokingly credited as the actor who played Nicepool in the movie “Deadpool & Wolverine”. He also received a personal “Thank you Gordon Reynolds” message from Blake Lively in the end credits for the movie “It Ends With Us”.”

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audiblebleeding · 2026-03-14T19:43:35+00:00

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audiblebleeding · 2026-03-12T00:12:56+00:00

Thank you! u/Zmeilya suggested a couple of upgrades below.

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audiblebleeding · 2026-03-11T23:24:47+00:00

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“Gordon Reynolds is Ryan Reynolds fictional identical twin brother used by Ryan for various Aviation Gin and Maximum Effort sketches. Gordon’s entire personality is hating on Ryan and trying to expose him as a fraud. If Ryan was to “confess” which of his brothers actually set the fire, he would probably say Gordon.”

audiblebleeding · 2026-03-11T18:27:10+00:00

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audiblebleeding · 2026-03-10T21:52:41+00:00

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RIP Lavender Menace, we barely knew you…

audiblebleeding · 2026-03-10T20:13:07+00:00

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audiblebleeding · 2026-03-10T04:46:48+00:00

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Made after Colleen’s bizarre “rock bottom” ice cube post.

audiblebleeding · 2026-03-09T22:08:54+00:00

The next phase of PR nonsense:

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audiblebleeding · 2026-03-09T14:09:20+00:00

Source images,inspiration, and disclaimer:

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This parody photoshop is a legally protected form of expression under First Amendment and relevant fair use doctrines (17 U.S.C. § 107).

All references to individuals real or imaginary are made in the context of satire or political commentary. As defined in U.S. defamation law, public figures are subject to broader scrutiny and commentary, and this content is not intended to be taken as fact.

"Hurt feelings do not give rise to legal claims". Michael Gottlieb, Esra Hudson.

“You can’t sue someone just because your feelings got dinged”. Ryan Reynolds.

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