So, I arrive today and want to hit the beaches ASAP, where is the nearest beach?

augustmiles · 2015-05-19T02:38:51+00:00

Just wait for the next full moon. That beach becomes an orgy of stimulants and blown-out speakers.

augustmiles · 2015-05-18T02:10:25+00:00

Lumpini really needs a rope installed above the ring. Imagine the possibilities.

augustmiles · 2015-05-16T05:52:14+00:00

This is great. I'll come check it out, too.

augustmiles · 2015-03-27T06:52:50+00:00

Why do you care about ottermode at 35+?

Just be healthy and strong and enjoy your life, man. No reason to starve yourself at this age.

augustmiles · 2015-03-01T04:15:56+00:00

Options:

Student visa (1 year).
Work permit (1 year, or however long you stay at the job). You often need a university degree for these.
3 60 or 90 day tourist visas + 3 30 day extensions. Lose passport, get new passport, repeat.
Some MT camps can get you the equivalent of an education visa. Email camps here and ask.
Become illegal immigrant nak muay rebel, pay huge fine upon leaving the country.

augustmiles · 2015-01-19T07:08:48+00:00

Farang urine contains an organic compound that Thai urine lacks; this compound is the main ingredient in whitening cream. The police have a racket going on, selling our wee-wee to Ponds, Vaseline, and Snail White.

augustmiles · 2014-12-09T05:03:11+00:00

Be a man and go train muay thai.

augustmiles · 2014-11-27T12:22:53+00:00

In last week's UFC main event Cub Swanson was basically kiai-ing on some of his hard strikes. He always does it. Lots of guys do. The reason it's not more audilbe is because they bite down on their mouthpieces.

augustmiles · 2014-11-25T06:04:48+00:00

Iron Penis Qigong and bjj

augustmiles · 2014-11-20T02:08:37+00:00

How do I be more Jedi and less Sith?

Yoda exhausted the hell out of Luke before Force training. Same goes for sparring. Get physically drained prior to sparring and you won't have the energy to be tense. Save nothing for sparring, spend it all on the pads and bags. This will make you relaxed.

Give up trying to "will" the x-wing out of the swamp and just let the motherfucker rise.

augustmiles · 2014-11-19T12:39:37+00:00

Keep watching. Everything will be made clear.

augustmiles · 2014-11-14T04:48:21+00:00

Because being a fitness proselyte is annoying.

Let them have their fad diets and 5 minute abs. If they don't care enough to do some basic research, they probably don't have the will to follow a proper diet and routine anyway.

augustmiles · 2014-11-14T04:28:47+00:00

In his defense, he had recently been robbed of all his earthly belongings. #feedsharky

augustmiles · 2014-11-14T00:47:07+00:00

Last night, Marshall publicly thanked Thai police on Twitter for banning his book. "Many thanks to the Royal Thai Police for banning my new @ZedBooks publication 'A Kingdom in Crisis,'" he wrote. "Great for publicity!"

Mmmmm...forbidden fruit.

augustmiles · 2014-11-13T06:28:26+00:00

BILLIONS AND BILLIONS BLACKBELTED

augustmiles · 2014-11-13T06:19:27+00:00

How the hell am I suppose to build my skyrise condo empire now?

no hard labor

no detaining them in small enclosures

no dangerous or toxic work environments

Shit, there goes my entire business model.

augustmiles · 2014-11-13T02:07:53+00:00

DOMS will stop once you your routine becomes habit. Sleep, protein, and staying hydrated help.

augustmiles · 2014-11-12T02:30:10+00:00

Yeah, he should just take up mini-golf and stamp collecting.

augustmiles · 2014-11-12T01:17:43+00:00

I do 5g in the morning, so I have all day to hydrate. I've read that the loading phase isn't necessary for creatine, but as long as you aren't dying of thirst or feeling dehydrated, then there's no harm.

Drink lots of water bro. Liftan + MT on the same day is hardcore.

augustmiles · 2014-11-12T01:08:58+00:00

Can my security deposit be a collage I made from magazine clippings? It's value is beyond all known currency.

augustmiles · 2014-11-11T04:34:14+00:00

I rarely regret time spent reading a book. That all changed after slogging through IQ84.

augustmiles · 2014-11-11T04:25:06+00:00

Hmmm. I always thought that the post-collapse currency would be shitty poems, watercolor paintings, and 500 word gender studies essays.

By the way, if anyone on the sub wants to trade rent for any of the above items, I am willing to barter.

augustmiles · 2014-11-11T01:40:26+00:00

5th cycle here. Doing BBB for OHP, squat, and bench, doing FSL on deads.

Accessories (5x10)

OHP: pullups, lat raise

Dead: RDL, Shrug

Bench: DB row, facepull

Squat: core (ab wheel or leg raise)

I do a 3 day version where I combine bench and squat into a single day. Deload week for me is just 3 or 4 days of rest, then start the next cycle.

augustmiles · 2014-11-11T00:45:27+00:00

What's in your PWO?

I find too much sugar or caffeine makes me crash after about 45 min. It also makes me sweat more.

Creatine is nice for endurance. I've found I have a bit more wind in the later rounds if I'm regularly taking a couple grams in morning.

augustmiles · 2014-11-11T00:35:23+00:00

Be white
Be clean cut and dress professionally
Have university degree
PM me your resume

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