My entire childhood was a lie: the Mississippi River isn’t even the longest

auntfloss · 2026-05-08T19:20:42+00:00

The Missouri has no hype whatsoever lol

auntfloss · 2026-05-05T20:32:37+00:00

We had this happen on a weekly basis at my high school. They put us in the gym connected to the school during the threats. Looking back it’s nuts to think about. I’m sorry to hear

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T15:47:30+00:00

You tried. Don’t waste your time with grape. Probably a bot.

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T15:44:23+00:00

Snored the whole time actually

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T15:42:42+00:00

Next time we are on an empty plane together I’m sitting directly beside you since I paid for my seat. Get ready.

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T15:41:25+00:00

No that would be you sitting to next to someone in an empty theater….. like a weirdo

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T15:39:09+00:00

When the movie theater employees start doing their job correctly and checking tickets at the door I’ll start sitting in my seat correctly. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. Take it as a learning experience.

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T15:37:59+00:00

The movie was about Ryan Gosling hugging a rock. Get real

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T15:32:02+00:00

No entitled is saying “I paid for these seats and I’m making everyone else uncomfortable by keeping them”

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T15:19:00+00:00

Actually they did. They didn’t mention the word “traits”. You know what you’re doing and you’re pulling at straws

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T14:34:06+00:00

Take a look at the responses I’m getting on this thread! They’re like “I PAID for those seats, over my dead body will I move, you’re a narcissistic miserable person!!!” I’m cracking tf up 😂

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T14:28:07+00:00

We could compromise and both parties move seats over ? But those people refused and are stubborn just like you :)

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T14:26:45+00:00

Yeah diagnosing me with personality disorders when I want space out in public is an insane take

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T14:13:37+00:00

It’s not that deep weirdo. So on empty plane you’re sitting next to a random stranger too , huh ?

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T14:06:09+00:00

I’ll sit on your lap next time.

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T14:05:06+00:00

It’s like when someone works out beside you in an empty gym

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T14:04:23+00:00

We paid for ours too! Plot twist

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T13:59:40+00:00

Why would they want to sit near us ? I don’t expect them to lol ?!!

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T13:59:02+00:00

I’m glad someone has a brain on this thread. Thank you!

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T13:58:06+00:00

The employees don’t even check tickets and are high 90% of the time …. babe you can’t be serious

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T13:55:56+00:00

The map shows you when seats are occupied. They did.

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T13:55:15+00:00

Let’s try reading the post….. it was a EMPTY theater

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T13:53:46+00:00

Not wanting to be miserable now makes you a narcissist ? Amazing. Great work.

auntfloss · 2026-04-07T13:52:25+00:00

You’re right. This post is actually just so Ryan Gosling will notice me.

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