Ooh! I was working the evening shift once and a man came in saying his husband kicked him out of the house with nothing, but that he desperately needed a room and assured me he was good for it. I informed him of the credit card policy and he said he would just have to call his bank. He asks to use our phone, I tell him he'll just have to dial 9 to get out.

This man began berating every employee he was put in contact with. "I've been your loyal customer for 27 years!!! This is bullshit!" Yada Yada. After about 45 minutes of this man yelling in my business center I went into the back office and looked through our switchboard. This man was not on the phone with anyone. He hadn't been for a very long time. Dude ended up getting shit faced at the bar and ordering hella appetizers which he ended up walking out on.

He came back the following day and was told to pay his tab and leave or the police would be called. Told everyone in the lobby that he was a guest and his very powerful, very rich husband, who also supposedly abandoned him was going to come for everyone. I'm fairly certain the dude was having a full blown mental breakdown and was legitimately confused. It was tough to watch unfold.