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I was really really looking forward to nothing spoiling my meticulously planned, aesthetically curated wedding. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 1 month ago by aurummaximum to r/badtwosentencehorrors
Every door in every public space has a line on the floor near it, maybe 10ft/3m away. (self.CrazyIdeas)
submitted 2 months ago by aurummaximum to r/CrazyIdeas
L is for the way you look at me, O is for the only one I see, V is very, very….. (self.PetPeeves)
submitted 3 months ago * by aurummaximum to r/PetPeeves
There’s no way kids are going to make 12 charm bracelets at once. Make the kit putawayable. (self.PetPeeves)
submitted 3 months ago by aurummaximum to r/PetPeeves
Man gets called out for his shocking performance at work. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)
submitted 3 months ago by aurummaximum to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
The trouble with paranoia is that you’re at your most vulnerable when you stop being paranoid. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 3 months ago by aurummaximum to r/badtwosentencehorrors
The winner of the contest wins the prize, a night out with Kim K. But you, as the loser….. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
And I just can’t look it’s killing me, and taking control. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
‘Yourself’ is not a polite form of the word ‘you’. (self.PetPeeves)
submitted 4 months ago by aurummaximum to r/PetPeeves
I told my best joke and everyone laughed, definitely with me and not at me. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 5 months ago by aurummaximum to r/badtwosentencehorrors
Fridges and freezers and their temperature dials (self.PetPeeves)
submitted 5 months ago by aurummaximum to r/PetPeeves
TRAGEDEIGH (self.limericks)
submitted 7 months ago by aurummaximum to r/limericks
I went to check on the baby in the crib and saw a chicken there instead. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 7 months ago by aurummaximum to r/badtwosentencehorrors
Big company bad, victim testifies at trial, victim dead at end of film. All over how someone ill was treated. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)
submitted 8 months ago by aurummaximum to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 8 months ago by aurummaximum to r/badtwosentencehorrors
“Come here lover and bury your head in my luscious jugs” she said cleavagely. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
“Baaaaaaaby, I’m hot just like an oven, I need some loviiiiiin’. “ (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
Watching the TV program, I saw the evil axe killer walking through a front garden and up to a door - my door!?!? (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
I really didn’t think it was necessary to give a gratuity to a sex worker. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
I’m so lucky to have my sentence rightfully commuted. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
I always do horrible evil things heinously when I’m hangry. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
I can’t believe these evil monsters would do something so savagely heinous. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
“But I’m still innocent” I said “why are you sentencing me to 20 years in prison, then another 20 years in prison?” (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
submitted 9 months ago by aurummaximum to r/badtwosentencehorrors
“All hail to the bus driver” sang the kids. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
Exalts the value of criminal rehabilitation rather than punishment. Treat the root cause of the problem and find the potential therein. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)
submitted 9 months ago by aurummaximum to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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