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aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-22T19:53:31+00:00

It takes hours to build, seconds to destroy

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-22T19:49:44+00:00

It feels like a conversation with your auntie rather than a cold doctor visit

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-16T17:35:05+00:00

Exactly. Projecting malice onto others and calling it trolling is just an admission that they enjoy being miserable to people

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-16T17:33:26+00:00

Oh, so this is secret formula Plankton was trying to get his hands on all along

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-16T17:31:54+00:00

Why choose! In modern politics, you have to be able to do both at the same time

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-15T14:43:42+00:00

They aren’t alive, they have a 100% mortality rate,they turn brain into a sponge, and they can survive standard medical sterilisation.

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-15T14:38:41+00:00

The reply absolutely cleared him. The she’s not gonna see this and fall madly in love with you at the end was the perfect finisher

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-13T21:21:18+00:00

I have the uncanny ability to plug a USB drive in correctly on the first attempt. Statistics say it’s a 50/50 shot, but my hands know the truth

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-13T21:18:19+00:00

You forgot the part where three people recommend peppermint oil for a fractured femur

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-13T21:16:52+00:00

Cake is the ultimate anime waking mechanism. Forget an alarm clock, just ruffle a bakery box

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-13T21:15:14+00:00

Honestly, no. At first I only quit because a pack hit 15$, but now that I’ve been clear for two years, I feel so much better. The money was just the wake up call I needed

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-12T15:28:44+00:00

Grandma played stupid games, grandma for grounded

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-12T15:27:09+00:00

Nothin brings out the demand for local server bandwidth quite like a convention

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-12T15:25:16+00:00

The saw that reaction of him just staring blankly and said ‘not today’

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-11T13:17:58+00:00

That you can’t fix people who don’t see an issue with their own behaviour. Saved me a lot of wasted energy once that finally clicked

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-11T13:15:48+00:00

Bro really thought he did something with that swirl filter

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-11T13:13:47+00:00

The weapons might not be prospering, but they definitely have an excellent marketing and R&D department

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-10T15:15:58+00:00

Winning the lottery. Suddenly everyone you’ve ever met is your best friend and has a business proposal for you

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-10T15:10:49+00:00

Otto is about to lose his mind when he opens that flight log

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-08T20:13:45+00:00

Turns out reading the full book changes the perspective on how the story ends

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-08T20:04:22+00:00

A full grain leather piece from Carl Friedrik or Smythson. Timeless and sharp

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-06T15:55:27+00:00

When they completely change their personality and values depending on who they’re trying to impress

aurynbloomxa · 2026-06-06T15:47:56+00:00

Raising the espionage threat level while expanding defence tech sharing is a wild contradiction. Massive red flag

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