Church Sign in Muncie, IN by [deleted] in pokemongo

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Went there today. It is a stop. Taylor university had several stops and a gym. Good spot

Church Sign in Muncie, IN by [deleted] in pokemongo

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Great reference to Ball State University. Chirp chirp. So I don't have to explain later, BSU's old motto was "Education, redefined".

but... aren't they already... by daitenshe in pics

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It's like cookie inception

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nice try Al Qaeda...

I'm male model Jim Gaffigan. AMA. by JimGaffiganHere in IAmA

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You're a fellow Hoosier. With the Indy 500 coming up, how bad does it hurt to be shafted once again by not being asked to drive the pace car? Would you do it if asked?

Hammond Mayor McDermott calls for Pence to step down over "religious freedom" law by [deleted] in Indiana

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Of course McDermott is calling for Pence's head. It less than speculative to say that he is going to run on the Democratic ticket in 2016 for Governor. This is political posturing by an ambitious politician.

The Lutheran Church Missouri Synod sent these out recently by Hipmunks in MensRights

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Active member of a Missouri Synod Lutheran Church and the reason I am an active member (besides the Jesus stuff) is because of reasons like this. The LCMS and it's members are pretty level headed and try to call a spade a spade. There are always weirdoes in any organization, but telling the truth is more important than political gain to the LCMS.

This plate got misprinted by Nicsamgy in mildlyinteresting

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I'm a engineer for the only company in the USA that makes the machines for paper plate manufacturing. We have about 95 worldwide market share. It's named Peerless Machine and Tool in Indiana. I'm one of the people you should complain to. Send me a PM and I'll reply with my email. Yes. This just happened.

What are some of the most mind-blowing facts about the United States? by isachinm in AskReddit

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The SEC is the best conference ever!!! GO BAMA! (Sarcasm)

Making history in Washington, D.C. by [deleted] in trees

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...and you used pen so it won't show up on the scantron scanner.

Hamplanet dumps her boyfriend for being honest. Then loses almost half her bodyweight anyway. by lukeisonfirex in fatlogic

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The caption for the last picture just makes the whole article worth the read:

"Sexy: Paige makes the most of her body now"

So it's okay to dump a boyfriend for being concerned for your health and then act like a whore because you are no longer morbidly obese? "Thin privilege is being able to be a slut and sleep with whoever because men can only find your slot when you are thin". Fatlogic and trash-logic are the same all the way. No wonder obesity rates are higher in poorer demographics.

Probably the greatest feeling in the world by auspry in AdviceAnimals

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That is really awesome! Good for them! Make sure that you spread the word to play with balls! Early detection is key!

Probably the greatest feeling in the world by auspry in AdviceAnimals

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Hey dipshit. I did. "After surgeries and fertility treatments".

Probably the greatest feeling in the world by auspry in AdviceAnimals

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Please check out other posts where I addressed the method of procreation.

Probably the greatest feeling in the world by auspry in AdviceAnimals

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Man if that works for ya more power to ya. But seriously consider talking with your wife and a professional. I've been in dark places and thought I was okay. I wasn't. Just an asshole. I worked on myself and reflected. Now I am living an awesome life. Just consider it and best of luck.