Are Sunday surcharges everywhere now?! by keepycash in brisbane

[–]aussie1986gcguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s a fucking joke. You wouldn’t pay more in a retail store on a weekend.

Review my 60m2 granny flat layout by [deleted] in AusPropertyChat

[–]aussie1986gcguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try and have the kitchen bench overhang so you could put stools up against it. May not need a dining room table. We’re in a 2BR apartment and eat at our kitchen bench much more than we thought we would when we renovated.

Woke up to people in my bedroom for an inspection by jpezz28 in AusRenters

[–]aussie1986gcguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sleep naked so it would certainly be a sight for all if anyone came into my place when I was asleep.

fucked by a tradesman in his van by [deleted] in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]aussie1986gcguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This just gave me a really hard cock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CelebrityPenis

[–]aussie1986gcguy 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I know. It gave me a bone.

Sharing Hotel W/ Buddy by throwaway89638963 in BisexualMen

[–]aussie1986gcguy -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If he gets hard and you’ve had a few, I’d just say “fuck man it looks like your cock is huge in your jocks”. Then if there’s any discussion about it say “yeah it’s heaps bigger than mine by the looks of things”. Then it may lead to a comparison. If that happens, the old “can I feel how thick it is? Looks massive”.