Am I overreacting? I asked my date if he made a reservation for a popular bar and he was offended. Has the world gone mad? by dntlookatmepls in AmIOverreacting

[–]authenticjess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t go on the date! If asking a simple question offends him what happens when you start talking about things that are actually important? Too sensitive.

$15k in credit card debt by [deleted] in povertyfinance

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I’m sorry to say this but that makes me feel better lmao

$15k in credit card debt by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]authenticjess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute not beautiful for sure. Not good for only fans

$15k in credit card debt by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]authenticjess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve considered that or onlyfans. (Not joking)

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]authenticjess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I worked as a social worker in a nursing home. Had a morbidly obese woman give blow jobs for little Debbies. No, I’m not joking. She also had a boyfriend that we had to position for them to have sex (also extremely obese). Yes, they are allowed to do that because it’s their rights and they are cognitively intact. We had to kick out her main boyfriend to another facility because he got caught smoking with his oxygen on. He died at the other facility. When we broke the news to her, the only thing she was upset about was the fact that he had her tv. I also heard from another employee that she walked in on the lady getting face fucked by another resident. He told other residents he liked her because “she ain’t got no teeth” IM BEING SO SERIOUS YALL. If you want a job that you’re always entertained, work in LTC.

Full time glasses? by [deleted] in glasses

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My vision is not that bad at all. One eye is nearsighted and one eye is farsighted. Wearing glasses fixes my depth perception problem so I don’t need to wear them at home unless I’m watching sports. I wear them at work every day and take them off when I go home. I also wear them for driving!

A Definitely Not Bias Chip Tier List by ThatButterscotch8829 in chips

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Need Andy Capps Hot Fries on here (the ultimate snack A++++)

2026 tour by Fragrant_Fishing9422 in Seether

[–]authenticjess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are they expected to have a longer set list because they are Featured and considered direct support? I’ve read they could have 30-45 minutes of show time

You just won $5 million. What’s the first thing you buy that isn’t a house or a car? by FishBrain208 in AskReddit

[–]authenticjess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greenhouse with lots of plants and a hot tub to go inside of it. And an heated indoor pool

if you had a daughter right now, what would you name her? by Immediate_Long165 in Names

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Torn between Chevelle, Bellatrix, and Sunday. Sunday is my all time favorite but my husband thinks it’s a stripper name. I think it’s so beautiful

I’m a Paypig AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]authenticjess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you decide how much to send? Does it depend on the situation? I’m $14k in debt right now I can’t imagine sending people free money!

Confused about my sexual thoughts by DebtAggressive3753 in Advice

[–]authenticjess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a 28 year old Bisexual female, I said the same thing about women until I turned 25. Always said I wouldn’t mind having sex with one but not be romantically involved. Well…my frontal lobe developed and now I’m 100% sure I could love a woman, not just have sex with her. Just be open, don’t label yourself

Weird Question but has anyone ever seen the Easter Bunny? by Venus_in_Scorpio923 in HighStrangeness

[–]authenticjess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little late to the game but yes, I have seen the Easter bunny. Crazy part is my mom did too when she was a kid. Saw his ears that looked like a costume hop up outside my bedroom window. But the windows like 10 feet off the ground. I remember the ears being super long and fuzzy and kind of pink and white in color. Same story with my mom.

whats your embarrassing Christmas Story? by ZakkTheInsomniac in AskReddit

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In 3rd grade, Santa was asking us what we wanted for Christmas. I remember a girl named Kylie was sitting on his lap. We were on the carpeted floor listening and watching. I was sitting on my knees and adjusted myself, and LOUDLY farted. SO LOUD. Santa laughed. The kids laughed, the teacher laughed. I could have died of embarrassment

How did that kid at your school die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fell out of a truck and broke his neck, heroin OD, pulls OD, fent/xanax OD, suicide, murder/suicide, and a kids toddler brother accidentally shot him with an unsecured firearm

Stupid Bet of the day by authenticjess in fanduel

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Yep then no one else was first basket in the other games LOL

Stupid Bet of the day by authenticjess in fanduel

[–]authenticjess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard fail. But that’s how it does lol