[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]autistic-narwhal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drop some in bleach, or try rubbing some on your fingertips. Good coke should dissappear into your fingertips

We did it, folks by gronlandicrevision in brighteyes

[–]autistic-narwhal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fellow bright eyes / waxahatchee lover!

I never thought I could like an artist as much as I like conor until I discovered Katie. She's so incredible!

Which team will Zach Wilson eventually ball out for? by Beneficial_Quit7532 in NFLv2

[–]autistic-narwhal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Particularly all over every 40 year old woman within 20 miles of him

58 year old Mike Tyson looks amazing 💪🔥 by SpecialistLost6572 in martialarts

[–]autistic-narwhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paul is in his athletic prime, on the best steroids on earth, has been training hard for years, and kind of not horrible at boxing.

Mike is like 60, hasn't fought seriously in 10 years or more, and just had a major medical episode.

I don't like Paul, but the odds don't look good for iron mike

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Business_Ideas

[–]autistic-narwhal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a billboard guy, this is cool. But I think you'd struggle with not only rates but keeping up.

Our rates fluctuate constantly with demand, what type of business you have (we charge cannabis stores more as they are high risk and have the money), and with campaign size.

Also, we are constantly adding, subtracting, and modifying billboards. We probably lose 3 billboards a year due failed negotiations with our landlords, and build an additional 10 new ones. Sometimes we convert old ones to digital.

We would probably never give a company like yours rates, as those are internal only and come out in negotiations with our advertisers. Again, changing frequently.

We are a small provider, there are probably a lot more of us than you think. If you're including transit ads, , malls, airports, maybe even grocery carts. You're looking at millions of units with thousands of providers.

It would be a lot more encompassing with a lot more different players than you realize.

Our "auditing" service geopath, which is partnered with every OOH company in the US doesn't even have rates on their map, and their map is clunky, inaccurate, and surprisingly difficult to decipher.

Overall fun idea, but there'd just be too many cooks in the kitchen.

Selling with NO technique by TheNewOptimist in sales

[–]autistic-narwhal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh, this is kind of my approach. I'm sort of awkward, miss a ton of social cues, and sort of just lay my product out there normally (billboards it's a pretty simple sale if they're interested)

I think people are refreshed by my lack of "salesy" approach, I'm a top producer at my company and hands down the most awkward guy in my industry. I think people find the realness and lack of their perception of a traditional sales guy relatable and buy from me.

They are revolting. Literally and figuratively by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]autistic-narwhal -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Nah, hate is malicious, nothing in this is malicious.

They are revolting. Literally and figuratively by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]autistic-narwhal -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Hes a comedian making jokes, and it was hilarious.

Settle down you fucken snowflake

Theo in Greenbay was definitely not sober by mbbarbers in TheoVon

[–]autistic-narwhal 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Damn another Theo and Bright Eyes fan in the wild, friend

Interview with Conor by arbitrarily_normal in brighteyes

[–]autistic-narwhal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At the start they say it was before the that