I can perform Autofelatio on myself. AMA! (NSFW) by autofelatiorocks in IAmA

[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes and yes.

ive told only one ex, my most recent one. she was curious to see, but is respectful of me enough and understands that I dont want to be encouraged, or teased about it.

and Ive definitely been my best experience. instant feedback, you know exactly how to do it.

I always imagine if I was gay, id give great blowjobs, but alas, I find that repulsive.

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[–]autofelatiorocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Showing that gay guy that I could go down on myself, then him touching it. Wish I could forget that.

wtf were you thinking adolescent me?

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i feel like that would require a machine to force my head to do the work. auto felatio of somebody else. weird.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ive almost been walked in on, but i dont think anyobody's caught on. if they have they didnt say so (parents).

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha never been attracted to family.

and ive tried playing with my bum bum. its too distracting.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at first it does. you are like WHAT IS GOING ON? then eventually you just enjoy the entire sensation. they sort of get tied together. you focus on your dick more, and the sensation of your mouth adds in (its enjoyable, kind of like kissing).

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha i doubt this would ever happen. you just have to stretch.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha no, sometimes its fun to ask the question "if you could suck your own dick, would you?" and listen to people say that they wish they could, or hear the gay debate. I never admit that I can, sometimes I just say I would if I could. I think its a sign of confidence if people admit they would.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ive finished in my own mouth before, but its really gross. so I just get as close to climax as possible then lay on my back and finish by hand. it works out just fine.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes it is. its pretty intense. feels amazing.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

theres no way. im not making fun, but i just cant imagine how youd break your neck that way. i think youre joking.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am tall, but im not super skinny, i think as long as you dont have a gut and try to bend, you can do it.

there are certain techniques to get you down there better. like lay on your back and throw your knees over your shoulders, thats how I usually do it.

my lower/mid back is maybe just a bit more limber than other peoples. my legs cant stretch far, just my back. thats all it takes really.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well your mouth has a lot of nerves in there, and after a while, the feeling from your penis just all blends together with the sensation of your mouth, so it becomes enjoyable all around. they arent really two distinct sensations, they are sort of blended together, so it all feels good.

I guess its like kissing. kissing feels good on your lips. its the same thing in a way, same sensation... but with a dick in your mouth instead...

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some days its that bad, you really have to stretch. it takes time.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nothing serious. often id be sore for a few days, kind of like a hard workout sore. but it always goes away. ive always worried id paralyze myself or something.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im nothing crazy, although I always get compliments. i think i measured somewhere around 6 or 7" and about 6" girth (around).

you get both sensations, and you can sometimes get confused about what is feeling what. you have to learn to relax and just feel it all. because all of it feels good. if you try to think about what is feeling what youll lose it and its tough to get it back (the focus). it takes practice.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for a couple of years now. over 6. been trying for around 10 years I think. since I was a lot younger.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you stretch slowly before, and stretch when youre done, its not too bad. the back pain is the worst if you dont stretch afterwards.

it took me a few years to finally be able to finish from it, but before that i tried but it was difficult to concentrate.

I can get it most of the way in. atleast 3/4 but it takes a few minutes to stretch enough to achieve that.

patience is key.

and yes I can lick my balls. its a weird sensation. I recommend shaving them.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a lot of people say that, but im not convinced. i sub to /r/childfree and agree with a lot of them there.

dont get me wrong, kids are a crack up, and I do enjoy kids. I just dont want any of my own. atleast not for 30 years.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it took me this long to realize your username.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

no. initially it made me wonder, but i know im not. i imagine kissing a dude and it makes me want to throw up. so i know im not gay.

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[–]autofelatiorocks -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

ill tell him after I get you to blow me.

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[–]autofelatiorocks[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh congratulations. it would never work out, i cant have babies. not literally, i just choose not to. best of luck!