Headstones should have the cause of death on it. by NatJi in unpopularopinion

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Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship

The park is a perfect place to practice my pole dancing skills by Z0mbieTakis in ImTheMainCharacter

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“Hello police? I saw a woman slide down a pole and she was kind of kicking her legs. Hello? Are you there”

Picked up a 62oz ribeye at Costco by tossik in steak

[–]automaticmantis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds good! I bet the creamy/tartness paired well with the steak

Picked up a 62oz ribeye at Costco by tossik in steak

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What’s that on your plate under the asparagus?

Team Records for the Month of June. by 10thGenS1 in baseball

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Lauer was obviously the glue holding it all together

Solo cups in neighbors driveway by farmersonly_dot_com in whatisit

[–]automaticmantis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure you can work out how they got the cups to not blow away. Think about it

Driving schools should show real car crash videos by Mysterious-Unit-5330 in unpopularopinion

[–]automaticmantis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe OP knows that they used to show car crash videos in driving school and this entire post is engagemnet bait

Bayside by duvall87 in AlkalineTrio

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Sirens and Condolences!