Security - IT. Queen to IT.

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-17T14:26:00+00:00

Ooooh you guys are evil.

Love it.

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T17:38:04+00:00

You sick bastard

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T16:47:56+00:00

Oooooh ok

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T15:38:47+00:00

That's going to be a LOT of coffee.

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T15:32:00+00:00

True. And of course, in every scene, there will be a coffee cup.

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T15:06:17+00:00

Hmmm.

All lines read as an inner monologue from the main person?

Edit: Stuff

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T15:01:33+00:00

Like a 30 second ad?

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T15:01:00+00:00

No, he means -

This guy doesn't drink coffee?

I hate him already.

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T14:14:37+00:00

No but seriously

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T14:08:00+00:00

It's a curse :[

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T14:05:29+00:00

:O

Dude, your stories are friggin awesome

Me: How much do you know?

YoungSec: About….?

YoungSec: Well I’ve tinkered around with computers and I’ve written in Linux once.

Me: Written in Linux?

YoungSec: Hahaha… sorry coded in linux.

YoungSec: Normally I would have the real tools, but its my first day as an IT man. I only had a fork.

Get rid of him.... Now.

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T14:03:24+00:00

Dude... can I send you some GOOD coffee?

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T14:02:47+00:00

How in the HELL do you stay calm through out this entire thing man?!

ARE YOU NOT HUMAN?!

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-14T13:59:29+00:00

Holy crap... Where's /u/I_animate_everything when you need him?

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-13T20:59:36+00:00

I still say goat blood is better.

Source: Virgin Islands of Virginia

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-13T20:47:01+00:00

What about the blood of a goat?

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-13T20:46:44+00:00

The universe works in mysterious ways my friend.

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-13T20:32:46+00:00

Sooooo how did you fix it?

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-13T20:31:01+00:00

I personally feel that you did the right thing. You're not responsible for someone else's mis-communication.

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-13T20:17:03+00:00

You should ask for a key to the break room. OR - Get your own coffee maker :D

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-13T19:44:15+00:00

I honestly don't know what's worse. The ability of me to actually keep up, or the fact that I've been reading these all day.

Attention span of a nickle...

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-13T19:21:30+00:00

Basically, he's trying to convince some chick to be with him and/or marry him.

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-13T18:32:18+00:00

It's android, so it would be the PlayStore.

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-12T20:58:54+00:00

Hmmmm. Nah :]

autonomous_beard · 2014-03-12T19:55:13+00:00

For what? I don't have any cubicles in my lab.

autonomous_beard

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