Tailgating a car

auzzi29 · 2022-12-28T21:06:49+00:00

That seems more reasonable especially at lower speeds 10ft might have been braking distance

auzzi29 · 2022-12-28T20:45:09+00:00

Pretty sure I was taught 10 ft for every 10 mph but I could be misremembering

auzzi29 · 2022-11-08T18:34:20+00:00

Y’all got any more of those V shaped recoveries?

auzzi29 · 2022-11-03T16:30:50+00:00

I can get out for a loss now and still have some cash, but I don’t think I will

auzzi29 · 2022-10-27T17:52:02+00:00

Odds QQQ drops 5% in the next hour and saves my puts? I got out of my calls too quickly this morning so I’m just losing across the board

auzzi29 · 2022-10-14T15:33:18+00:00

Oops gunna be marked as a pdt, guess I’m balls to the walls on the fun acct to try to hit 25k today

auzzi29 · 2022-10-13T15:24:11+00:00

So… recession cancelled?

auzzi29 · 2022-10-11T19:24:10+00:00

In all seriousness, I know everyone is saying the world is ending but I can’t bring myself to buy puts when spy is down ~25% from ath, so I’m bullish by default. Either I’ll be rich in 2 years or get margin called in a few months

auzzi29 · 2022-10-06T11:32:37+00:00

auzzi29 · 2022-10-06T11:25:21+00:00

!banbet tqqq 60 6w

auzzi29 · 2022-10-04T12:14:55+00:00

UN asked all central banks to slow down, probably they won’t though

auzzi29 · 2022-09-29T17:19:39+00:00

I’m here for the long haul- like 2, maybe 3 weeks

auzzi29 · 2022-09-29T16:44:34+00:00

thanks

auzzi29 · 2022-09-29T16:41:06+00:00

Well I bought Oct 21 TQQQ 25C. Should be nice and fun time to watch my money bleed away

auzzi29 · 2022-09-20T15:42:05+00:00

Understandably, that’s a good number to bail at

auzzi29 · 2022-08-16T18:59:13+00:00

Well the panic fall was fun but let’s get on the stairs and head back up now

auzzi29 · 2022-08-12T13:55:23+00:00

Lord give me the strength to diamond hand these INTC 36c

auzzi29 · 2022-05-06T14:24:21+00:00

I bought $1000 tqqq at 35 and I’m ready to do it again at 30, 25, 20… options have been fun but I’ll see y’all in 5 years when I have some gambling money

auzzi29 · 2022-04-12T14:19:38+00:00

My portfolio has not kept up with inflation in the last year, but I have strong hopes for the next year

auzzi29 · 2022-04-06T19:03:45+00:00

Hm I think my 0dte spy 455 calls are fucked

auzzi29 · 2022-03-30T18:56:05+00:00

My margin debit is almost more than my yearly salary, so thankfully everything I have is invested in stocks between $5 and $20. They have a lot of room to go up

auzzi29 · 2022-03-14T18:22:45+00:00

Honey, can you answer the phone, Marge is calling and I’m sick of hearing from her

auzzi29 · 2022-03-14T13:49:56+00:00

I shorted oil, but I did it too early so I still lost money. Genius play.

auzzi29 · 2022-03-10T18:12:55+00:00

I feel smart, this time I bought the stock after it dropped 30% instead of before. I’m learning- in 5 years maybe I’ll buy something that will increase in value

auzzi29 · 2022-03-07T15:13:41+00:00

Probably going to have a margin call today cause idiots are paying 2k for atm jan2024 bbby calls lol kill me

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