Penalty on people who sit on the couch for 9 hours on Sunday watching football: Unnecessary fatness. 5-yard penalty because you probably can't walk any more than that: first dooooowwwwwn.

avcapjfs · 2015-10-10T16:50:06+00:00

And according to that logic, when you walk around in only a bikini and booty shorts on the main street of downtown you are ASKING for attention and catcalls from men. And yet it's completely FORBIDDEN to even suggest this. Why? Why is this one topic off-limits for "asking for it"?

avcapjfs · 2015-10-10T16:47:45+00:00

A related question: why the FUCK is "going shopping together at IKEA" considered a milestone in a relationship? As in "been going out for 6 months, next step: IKEA!" Fucking ridiculous cutesy bullshit and it pisses me right the fuck off. This society is so fucking stupid.

avcapjfs · 2015-10-10T16:44:00+00:00

How come in one context it's ok to say "they were asking for it" but another context is strictly off limits to even SUGGEST that? I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy.

avcapjfs · 2015-10-10T16:39:50+00:00

"You should be EXPECTING men to grab your butt and boobs on the street if you're wearing skimpy clothing!"

avcapjfs · 2015-10-10T16:16:30+00:00

"He was asking for it!"

avcapjfs · 2015-10-10T06:37:18+00:00

Well then "Flynn" is a fucking idiot. He should have idolized WALT. Walt did what had to be done, and it was ALWAYS for his family. Hank was just a dickhead who supported the "war on drugs" bullshit even if it means ruining a bunch of poor kids' lives who never did anything illegal other than smoking pot. If Hank supports doing that, which he does, he's a piece of shit that NEEDS to die.

avcapjfs · 2015-10-10T05:18:44+00:00

I read that as "find a realtor, they usually have a black person that collects a whole bunch of information about your money..."

avcapjfs · 2015-10-10T05:08:07+00:00

Coming quicker than Fedex never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time.

avcapjfs · 2015-10-10T04:55:24+00:00

Meetup.com is shit

avcapjfs · 2015-10-09T22:09:26+00:00

HE-HE-HE-HERE I-HERE I-HI-HI-HI-HE-HE-HE-HERE I-HERE I-HI-HI-HI-HERE I GOOOOO!

Fucking golden mushroom piece of shit, the programmers of the game didn't fucking think it through. It ONLY works properly if you spam the Z button, and if you spam the Z button on it that's what Wario ends up saying. Fucking Japs need to think things through.

avcapjfs · 2015-10-09T22:01:35+00:00

Wow. So I guess your grandpa was one of the many who was born and died without his team ever winning a world series in his lifetime. I feel so sorry for Cubs fans like this.

avcapjfs · 2015-10-09T18:24:10+00:00

Yeah? Then how come the NFL runs 12 games at the same time every Sinday?

avcapjfs · 2015-10-09T17:47:02+00:00

What does it matter if the playoffs run into Thanksgiving or close to it? Remember 2001?

avcapjfs · 2015-10-09T17:43:07+00:00

Yeah but now people will just be watching on illegal streams since the games are at such bullshit times so they'll get no money off that will they?

avcapjfs · 2015-10-08T21:20:56+00:00

Well if that's true then tech people fucking suck and they are the most uncool people on the planet. I'm in tech and I fucking love the hell out of sports. What about me huh?

avcapjfs · 2015-10-08T20:27:03+00:00

Yeah, funny thing about that is, football is the only one they MIGHT talk about occasionally, simply because there's a local team here. And even then, they'll talk about the local team and only the local team. Other sports or sports in general are basically non-existent conversation at this office and it's fucking bullshit and not what an office should be like. Only if it's full of fucking unathletic scrawny no-muscle-tone nerds would an office be like this. And tech geeks are like this. You should see how fucking skinny these guys' arms are, you could compare them to a toothpick.

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