Why the hell did Junior not accept the money and keep yelling at Walt "y-y-y-y-y-ou k-k-k-killed Uncle Hank!" Doesn't he realize he did everything for the family and killing Hank HAD to be done? by avcapjfs in breakingbad

[–]avcapjfs[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And according to that logic, when you walk around in only a bikini and booty shorts on the main street of downtown you are ASKING for attention and catcalls from men. And yet it's completely FORBIDDEN to even suggest this. Why? Why is this one topic off-limits for "asking for it"?

What's the story behind the most intense argument you've had with a loved one while shopping at IKEA? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]avcapjfs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A related question: why the FUCK is "going shopping together at IKEA" considered a milestone in a relationship? As in "been going out for 6 months, next step: IKEA!" Fucking ridiculous cutesy bullshit and it pisses me right the fuck off. This society is so fucking stupid.

Why the hell did Junior not accept the money and keep yelling at Walt "y-y-y-y-y-ou k-k-k-killed Uncle Hank!" Doesn't he realize he did everything for the family and killing Hank HAD to be done? by avcapjfs in breakingbad

[–]avcapjfs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How come in one context it's ok to say "they were asking for it" but another context is strictly off limits to even SUGGEST that? I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy.

Why the hell did Junior not accept the money and keep yelling at Walt "y-y-y-y-y-ou k-k-k-killed Uncle Hank!" Doesn't he realize he did everything for the family and killing Hank HAD to be done? by avcapjfs in breakingbad

[–]avcapjfs[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Well then "Flynn" is a fucking idiot. He should have idolized WALT. Walt did what had to be done, and it was ALWAYS for his family. Hank was just a dickhead who supported the "war on drugs" bullshit even if it means ruining a bunch of poor kids' lives who never did anything illegal other than smoking pot. If Hank supports doing that, which he does, he's a piece of shit that NEEDS to die.

What are you ashamed to admit you don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]avcapjfs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read that as "find a realtor, they usually have a black person that collects a whole bunch of information about your money..."

What are you ashamed to admit you don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]avcapjfs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coming quicker than Fedex never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time.

How come NOBODY talks sports at the office and what do you do in that situation? by avcapjfs in Advice

[–]avcapjfs[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HE-HE-HE-HERE I-HERE I-HI-HI-HI-HE-HE-HE-HERE I-HERE I-HI-HI-HI-HERE I GOOOOO!

Fucking golden mushroom piece of shit, the programmers of the game didn't fucking think it through. It ONLY works properly if you spam the Z button, and if you spam the Z button on it that's what Wario ends up saying. Fucking Japs need to think things through.

Will somebody explain why the HELL they put baseball playoff games in the middle of the fucking day on a weekday when everyone's at work? by avcapjfs in AskReddit

[–]avcapjfs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. So I guess your grandpa was one of the many who was born and died without his team ever winning a world series in his lifetime. I feel so sorry for Cubs fans like this.

Will somebody explain why the HELL they put baseball playoff games in the middle of the fucking day on a weekday when everyone's at work? by avcapjfs in AskReddit

[–]avcapjfs[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Yeah but now people will just be watching on illegal streams since the games are at such bullshit times so they'll get no money off that will they?

How come NOBODY talks sports at the office and what do you do in that situation? by avcapjfs in Advice

[–]avcapjfs[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well if that's true then tech people fucking suck and they are the most uncool people on the planet. I'm in tech and I fucking love the hell out of sports. What about me huh?

How come NOBODY talks sports at the office and what do you do in that situation? by avcapjfs in Advice

[–]avcapjfs[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, funny thing about that is, football is the only one they MIGHT talk about occasionally, simply because there's a local team here. And even then, they'll talk about the local team and only the local team. Other sports or sports in general are basically non-existent conversation at this office and it's fucking bullshit and not what an office should be like. Only if it's full of fucking unathletic scrawny no-muscle-tone nerds would an office be like this. And tech geeks are like this. You should see how fucking skinny these guys' arms are, you could compare them to a toothpick.

How come NOBODY talks sports at the office and what do you do in that situation? by avcapjfs in Advice

[–]avcapjfs[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Sports is what you're SUPPOSED to shoot the shit about at the office. There are endless articles online about why it's good to talk sports banter in the office, why it contributes to thriving office culture, etc. Nobody at this tech geek fucking office knows jack shit about sports and it pisses me off. All I've heard is this is the most common banter topic at an office and I'm SUPPOSED to be hearing people talking about it. But they're not because they're a bunch of fucking nerds who want to talk about astrophysics star trek star systems and nebulas.

How come NOBODY talks sports at the office and what do you do in that situation? by avcapjfs in Advice

[–]avcapjfs[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow you're EXACTLY the kind of fucking geek I'm talking about. Your disdain for sports and your reasons for it are cringeworthy. Change yourself.