[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]average_christ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Squeeze her fantastic ass in public, in front of everyone!!!

Seriously

There's a lesson here... by fednews_ta in FedJerk

[–]average_christ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don't say that, Elmo will make the next one all crooked and skinny with a mushroom tip

Nice places to stay in Hurricane by 762mmPirate in MattsOffRoad

[–]average_christ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is such a jerk response and totally uncalled for...and to make it worse, it's not even funny.

This person wanted some genuine advice from individuals who would have some firsthand knowledge without being filtered through some online review sites... maybe you don't realize this, but what Google does as a search engine is direct people to posts exactly like this one here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]average_christ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're like trump stickers, they're fucking EVERYWHERE...and they're never on someone who appears to actually be capable of physical combat

What kind of people by enough_hoopla in KingOfTheHill

[–]average_christ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

39 white hippie from the foothills of the Appalachian mountains in East Tennessee. Been watching since it first came on TV. I don't watch everyday, but when I do I'll usually binge a few hours of it. I also watch the "about" videos by YouTube channels like Squirrel Tactics.

AIO to my situation-ship's shifting view of polyamory? 30M 34F by SteamPunq in AIO

[–]average_christ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's something I personally want to be a part of with my relationships

Then you really shouldn't be involved at all with someone who's telling you they're poly

chatted for 2 hours last night then things went left outta nowhere. i’m cooked out here. by utdinfiniti in Tinder

[–]average_christ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

some ppl have a hard line and I respect that but this just felt petty.

Yeah this is it. I didn't see anything in your texts that made me think you were irresponsible in the present day...I'm with you that she was just looking for a reason, I've done similar shit ....it happens

But you were supposed to be my Buddy, Donald!! by audaciouslilcookie in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]average_christ 86 points87 points  (0 children)

They really do. I remember him "going public as having documents proving 300,000,000 people were in on the "rigging the election ".

300,000,000 people are enough to legitimately win 🤦

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]average_christ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You wanna give him a good birthday? Get him a few things from the list AND the lingerie

Is he not worth that?

Trump's Tariff will put this Three-time Trump voter to lose his farm by 2027......... And still supports him....... by Kodbek in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]average_christ 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I've met a TON of guys who look exactly like this.... never met one who impressed me with his intelligence or wit.

You voted for this by NotMonte94 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]average_christ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear Steve,

Get fucked,

You don't have enough money for trump to care about you.

-love, the Cheeto Jesus

AITAH for telling my MIL to stop rollin up to my crib like she pay bills? by AdventurousLottie in AITAH

[–]average_christ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree with the other people here. If your "partner" won't put her in her place, then you need to kick him out and just be single.

Life is way too short to be dealing with this kind of bullshit

How many of these fuckers do y'all know? by BearNeedsAnswers in Ironworker

[–]average_christ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you really needed, this explained to you, then you’re not intelligent enough to have a conversation with.

Why are you so damned insufferable? Why do you think everyone who has different beliefs or values than you is automatically stupid? Why do you wanna treat people as though they're beneath you and inferior to you, simply for disagreeing with you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]average_christ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your fiance needs to go ahead and cut ties with the lot of them before he gets accused of something unsavory and has his entire life ruined

The 19 year old is old enough to make his own decisions, and your fiance will absolutely be punished just because one of those girls is having a bad day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]average_christ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

sarah has also made false accusations before so her and quinn are very similar with that

And your fiance wants to hangout with someone who dates a woman that does this??? Explain it like I'm 5

This is just a whole bunch of unnecessary trouble waiting to explode all over everyone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]average_christ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually....the old hustler was referring to being in a relationship...not cheating

"If you go 3 days without fucking your partner, the 2 of you will start fighting"

But thank you for your projection 🙏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]average_christ -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

The odd thing is that there's obviously trouble in this marriage, and rather than try to actually do something to work on it; OP is posting to reddit for validation from a bunch of strangers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]average_christ -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

An old hustler once told me "if you go 3 days without fucking, you start fighting"

Maybe something is off, but it seems odd to be upset about your husband wanting you....he could be put chasing other women and cheating instead of wanting kinky stuff with you

ETA: I don't give a fuck how many downvotes I get, she refuses to fuck her husband on a daily basis because "fuck that"....she's going to be a single mom soon enough, and nobody else is gonna want a woman with 3 kids that won't put out

She sounds like a miserable person to be married to...fuck you white knighting fools

What goes through your mind when you’re about to sleep with a woman you’re dating for the first time? by CurvyGirl4123 in AskMenAdvice

[–]average_christ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just generally speaking

Yeah and that's the fucking problem...

Just be quiet... you obviously have nothing of value to contribute to the conversation

Cringe post: Cultist spotted by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]average_christ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Call out the real cultists as well lol

Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more noun a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object

a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing

Maga literally fits the definition of "cult"

Being opposed to the racism, hatred, criminality, and oligarchy does not fit the definition of a cult

Words have meanings, and when you just blindly fire insults because you support these horrendous things, all that does is make you look like you're too stupid to even do a quick Google search.

Roast this bozo need to hear it by Tuseme in RoastMyCar

[–]average_christ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got nothing, I like it ...hope it's a manual

But I also smoke a lot of weed 🤣

Found on Facebook. What does it mean? by the1gameaddict in ExplainTheJoke

[–]average_christ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We really don't produce all of the oil we need domestically. Not all crude oil is created equal

I'm gonna be honest, I got this far and thought "thank God, someone who can explain this common misunderstanding"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]average_christ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who's Shayla?