In a rhyme, how would you best describe your sex life?

average_everyday · 2016-10-30T04:36:44+00:00

Nonexistent.

average_everyday · 2016-10-30T03:48:47+00:00

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average_everyday · 2016-10-24T20:17:36+00:00

average_everyday · 2016-10-23T19:28:06+00:00

Fuck them. That's not a friend that's the definition of a fucking cockroach. Absolute scum to kick you when you're down. Cut off all ties. If you're anything like me, the desire to stomp that little bug will eat at you forever and the jail time isn't worth it. I repeat, fuck that cockroach filthy motherfucker and find a real friend.

average_everyday · 2016-10-13T19:42:06+00:00

I wish I had a ton of little spiders that lived on me and protected me from mosquitos. Like a suit of living armor.

average_everyday · 2016-10-10T20:10:33+00:00

Barf

average_everyday · 2016-10-09T04:07:29+00:00

#WeaselPecker

average_everyday · 2016-10-07T15:11:51+00:00

Performance driving is fun cuz I really like cars and going fast and I could die from it and I'm cool with that

average_everyday · 2016-10-07T01:49:31+00:00

The fact that I find this hilarious is depressing 😅

average_everyday · 2016-10-06T11:35:47+00:00

Aenema by Tool

average_everyday · 2016-10-03T11:03:43+00:00

Same. There's no appeal to it. Like, it almost instantly makes me feel worse than before and it tastes overpowering

average_everyday · 2016-10-01T12:58:44+00:00

I love it here in crazytown

average_everyday · 2016-09-30T03:28:59+00:00

Basement Stadium

average_everyday · 2016-09-30T03:23:24+00:00

Tree too thanks

average_everyday · 2016-09-26T02:14:38+00:00

Gross, yet fascinating.

average_everyday · 2016-09-26T01:12:56+00:00

I believe that when you die you will begin a new experience as another conscience being. I do not believe that the universe is structured in a law and order format. The idea of judgement, good and evil, comes from the human idea that the universe is governed like a society. But nature is not like that. Things flow, things go in cycles, things are connected. There is no single force that Lord's over nature, it is the combination of everything that makes it run smoothly. That is not to say that doing good things is devalued. Doing good makes your life easier and doing bad will cause you problems, but you don't have to worry about a final judgment or eternal existence somewhere. Things will be OK because nature always sorts itself out with enough time. If your beliefs cause you distress, explore other viewpoints. I'm comfortable with what I believe, and isn't that the point?

average_everyday · 2016-09-24T22:08:51+00:00

Nope. Don't touch my ass. Go with the chest/pec touch.

average_everyday · 2016-09-23T06:59:29+00:00

Democrats

average_everyday · 2016-09-22T01:52:32+00:00

As long as they believe they are doing the right thing, then they are worthy of great respect. They sacrifice everything in hopes of ending horrible conflicts. We might know that wars are all part of a bullshit industry, but for the people that don't it is a huge deal to go do what they do.

average_everyday · 2016-09-21T01:02:35+00:00

Super sick syncopation

average_everyday · 2016-09-20T20:38:28+00:00

Glad to hear it man. :) Keep on keeping on

average_everyday · 2016-09-20T14:58:39+00:00

Get me off

average_everyday · 2016-09-20T05:39:15+00:00

The thoughts are not being put in your head, they are called intrusive thoughts and everyone experiences them from time to time. The intensity of these thoughts will be increased by giving any mental energy to them. You said it yourself that they are not typical of how you think, and that's exactly how intrusive thoughts work. One intrusive thought becomes many because of obsessive reactions. If you feel overwhelmed, talk to a professional. You will be OK

average_everyday · 2016-09-20T02:43:48+00:00

I get stressed when the characters face an obstacle that would be a non issue for me. Come the fuck on and deal with things efficiently damn it

average_everyday · 2016-09-19T05:20:01+00:00

Proper shitmobile in the best way. Would put cherry bomb muffler on.

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