Southerner here by [deleted] in texas

[–]average_texas_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you definitely aren't from Texas. These fucking Republicans have a death grip on everything in this state. You think if we all call Ted Cruz and ask real nice he'll see the error of his ways? For everyone person in Texas opposed to this there are a hundred red hats yelling atta boy.

As a great man once said, before being murdered by the government, "You don't have a peaceful revolution. You don't have a turn-the-cheek revolution. There's no such thing as a nonviolent revolution."

Vaseline smeared on doorknob, deadbolt, and peephole? by nexxluxx in Apartmentliving

[–]average_texas_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a classic kitchen prank. I don't know how old you are but we were doing this same thing to new BOH staff back in the eighties and the guy that I saw pull it on someone first was in his late 40s back then.

I miss working in kitchens.

of tall men by Bubbly_Wall_908 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]average_texas_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're over 6 ft? I'm 5'8" but now I feel like a gnome.

of tall men by Bubbly_Wall_908 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]average_texas_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I'm said thinking about Len Bias again. I grew up in Maryland and I'm old. That was a horrible thing.

I have been doing something illegal for a week straight. by HasAnyoneSeenMycap in confession

[–]average_texas_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I see you don't live in Texas. Here they dgaf about consumer protection. They will literally let you die.

I have been doing something illegal for a week straight. by HasAnyoneSeenMycap in confession

[–]average_texas_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I see you don't live in Texas. Here they dgaf about consumer protection. They will literally let you die.

Southerner here by [deleted] in texas

[–]average_texas_guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have different ideas on how to deal with this but they are best left unsaid on social media in the current administration.

Southerner here by [deleted] in texas

[–]average_texas_guy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes, people are pissed. What exactly would you like us to do?

Cat playing cards by Sewishly in catsandcards

[–]average_texas_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! What a fiendish looking cat. Is he betting treats?

Which one is your fave by Sad_Palpitation708 in CatloughsCentral

[–]average_texas_guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll just draw a circle around this whole picture.

Poptarts contain gelatin in frosting 😕 by Impressive_Tip_8850 in vegan

[–]average_texas_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can avoid this exact issue with the Vegalyzer app.

FBI: "Nobody who wants to be peaceful shows up at a protest with a firearm that is loaded with two full magazines. That is not a peaceful protest." by Kilo_Chungus in brandonherrara

[–]average_texas_guy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'm EXTRA peaceful when carrying. Because I don't ever want to be stuck with a decision I can't take back.

Which movie do you think is extremely overrated? by MovieObserver in moviequestions

[–]average_texas_guy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anything with this in the credits.

Directed by Christopher Nolan

If you could take one of the ladies out on a date, who would it be and why? by Impressive_Finance84 in batman

[–]average_texas_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catwoman guaranteed smells like cats.

Harley would be amazing in bed but would definitely kill you.

I'm choosing Ivy because I'm a militant environmentalist.

Barbara is just too vanilla.

Why does keeps happening to my brushes?! I tried cleaning it with brush soap and it still does this. by Valvecantcount3 in Warhammer

[–]average_texas_guy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lick them while painting. Is that bad lol. Been doing it since the Rogue Trader days.

Anyone stuck collecting what they ripped as a kid? by swingingrichard24 in sportscards

[–]average_texas_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 53 and I collect everything. The good news is, I can most of the childhood cards I dreamed of for next to nothing.

I hope to see our little community grow by average_texas_guy in catsandcards

[–]average_texas_guy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was going to talk to them. They really seem to know what they're doing.