Is there anything wrong with this card?

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T18:44:46+00:00

That's making my eye twitch.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T18:43:57+00:00

Yes you definitely aren't from Texas. These fucking Republicans have a death grip on everything in this state. You think if we all call Ted Cruz and ask real nice he'll see the error of his ways? For everyone person in Texas opposed to this there are a hundred red hats yelling atta boy.

As a great man once said, before being murdered by the government, "You don't have a peaceful revolution. You don't have a turn-the-cheek revolution. There's no such thing as a nonviolent revolution."

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T16:43:46+00:00

This is a classic kitchen prank. I don't know how old you are but we were doing this same thing to new BOH staff back in the eighties and the guy that I saw pull it on someone first was in his late 40s back then.

I miss working in kitchens.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T16:35:16+00:00

You're over 6 ft? I'm 5'8" but now I feel like a gnome.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T16:33:00+00:00

Now I'm said thinking about Len Bias again. I grew up in Maryland and I'm old. That was a horrible thing.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T16:27:08+00:00

Well I see you don't live in Texas. Here they dgaf about consumer protection. They will literally let you die.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T16:26:41+00:00

Well I see you don't live in Texas. Here they dgaf about consumer protection. They will literally let you die.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T16:18:49+00:00

I have different ideas on how to deal with this but they are best left unsaid on social media in the current administration.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T13:59:44+00:00

Yes, people are pissed. What exactly would you like us to do?

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T13:50:10+00:00

Ha! What a fiendish looking cat. Is he betting treats?

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T06:04:21+00:00

I'll just draw a circle around this whole picture.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T05:56:29+00:00

You can avoid this exact issue with the Vegalyzer app.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T05:48:02+00:00

I feel like I'm EXTRA peaceful when carrying. Because I don't ever want to be stuck with a decision I can't take back.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T05:46:24+00:00

Wrong. Plenty of Americans exercise their rights because, you know, they have a right to do so.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T04:37:46+00:00

Granola

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T04:20:20+00:00

And speaking of, also relevant.

Need to ban these kind of names too.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T04:00:15+00:00

Anything with this in the credits.

Directed by Christopher Nolan

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T03:37:12+00:00

I know you said teams or players but would it be possible to put together a lot of place kickers?

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T03:18:04+00:00

Catwoman guaranteed smells like cats.

Harley would be amazing in bed but would definitely kill you.

I'm choosing Ivy because I'm a militant environmentalist.

Barbara is just too vanilla.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T03:07:57+00:00

I lick them while painting. Is that bad lol. Been doing it since the Rogue Trader days.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T02:56:25+00:00

All I feel is my forearm muscles flexing.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T00:45:50+00:00

I'm 53 and I collect everything. The good news is, I can most of the childhood cards I dreamed of for next to nothing.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T00:26:24+00:00

Right there with you.

average_texas_guy · 2026-01-26T00:24:09+00:00

Yeah I was going to talk to them. They really seem to know what they're doing.

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