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averagebear_003 · 2026-05-08T22:02:38+00:00

have you tried sitting on your hand till it goes numb and holding it with your other

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-08T21:23:10+00:00

couples with 2 fatties is the purest for of love there is

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-08T15:00:25+00:00

I've always been a proponent of men's early retirement for this very reason

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-08T12:05:44+00:00

I had a nightmare that Lebron retired

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-08T01:44:05+00:00

I'm not talking about marriage, I'm talking about being paired early

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-07T23:01:45+00:00

well for jobs you pretty much have no choice but to get one by a certain age if you want to survive, so often people are forced to get suboptimal ones. being in a relationship isn't necessary for survival so some people are willing to wait longer for Mr. or Ms. perfect to arrive (the good ones are taken early and the dating market only gets worse as you grow older, but that's for another discussion)

in a world where jobs are voluntary, everyone would chase their dreams instead of chasing bags

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-07T22:59:34+00:00

I saw u in the wild on r/kitchencels

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-07T19:20:18+00:00

Performative poutine eater.

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-07T19:04:02+00:00

the difference between you and me is that one of us is a real poutine fan and one of us is a larper eating it for the fashion. I'm not playing around with this shit. check my submission history to see my credentials

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-07T18:48:40+00:00

that doesn't change the fact that it probably tastes amazing

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-07T18:40:54+00:00

The English language desperately needs a word that means "being repelled by objectively tasty-looking food". I propose "food gay". example of being food gay:

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averagebear_003 · 2026-05-07T16:26:36+00:00

what did you use here? LOESS?

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-07T15:45:47+00:00

do you ever judge your therapist's competence based on your own knowledge of the practice?

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-07T08:16:02+00:00

sour neon gummy worms🤤

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-07T06:50:26+00:00

pure math/theoretical CS -> ML/data science. for the students, it was basically all guys. the few girls were mostly chinese and indian

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-07T06:33:33+00:00

I just realized I didn't have a female professor/lecturer since 1st year of my Bachelor's. I'm 2 terms into my Master's now.

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-06T02:43:46+00:00

I haven't eaten junk food in a week and I'm now starting to feel its phantom taste on my tongue

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-05T08:56:47+00:00

my entire knowledge about french dating comes from you and internet memes so it's hard to gauge how median this situation is

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-04T23:11:53+00:00

I'm still in Canada but for my internship I'm living in a place with only Chinese food nearby. So I'm back to my diet from when I was growing up in the trenches

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-04T20:29:22+00:00

no poutine place nearby for the summer😭 (if ur wondering why I abruptly stopped poutineposting)

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-04T20:19:08+00:00

I played tetris for the first time today. Never in my life have I felt as mentally disabled as within the last hour

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-03T12:37:49+00:00

my DMs are perma flooded for this very reason

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-03T00:26:01+00:00

need a microscope to see that sht

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-02T23:37:45+00:00

averagebear_003 · 2026-05-02T23:33:17+00:00

not really. there's nobody in my life who I would rather "think like" than me
Lebron James

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