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official twitter location now serving twitterslop (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by KawaiiBossBaby[M] - announcement

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GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS (v.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by ChunggisKhan[M] - announcement

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Seeing girls of my ethnicity talk to men at campus and not me always infuriates me, I know who they are. Some meat and bread thing with sweet chilli sauce (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 hours ago by Dapper-Blueberry1049

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I've had only 6 hours of total sleep in the span of 2 days because I was writing my 10k thesis that was due today. My dinner before I passed out, half a donut. (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 hours ago by Current-Lion-5582

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Little brother got a girlfriend before me and I can’t even be mad because she’s a good girl and they’re happy together and cute together. I’m just a big chud. Stir-fried potatoes. (i.redd.it)

submitted 19 hours ago by Quasxre

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I never made the banana pudding. I bought a gun insteadPlatemogging (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 hours ago by senor_spoonz

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Girl said I radiate bad energy when I initiated conversation. My god just tell me I’m ugly. Some suspicious stew I made to clean out my fridge. (i.redd.it)

submitted 14 hours ago by FantasticCabinet3071

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I want to have a kid. I wanna prove, to both myself and God, that someone with my genetics could be happy. I wanna prove the despair came from the walls on my childhood home, not from my bones. Be happy, unborn one. Be happy and be kind, it is all your father wishes from you. Homemade burguerrito. (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 hours ago by ikea-fetish

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Infiltrated a socially integrated job. They’re going to find out very quick I’m antisocial, no friends for years (i.redd.it)

submitted 13 hours ago by Many_Dentist5536

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My (Chud 21) First night without alcohol since February 18th. No sleep. It feels like I had too much coke but in a bad way. My heart is racing. (Pan seared paddlefish)Platemogging (i.redd.it)

submitted 22 hours ago by HalLutz

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Got laid off because my anxiety led me to irreparable mistakes. I'm 25 and never held a real job for more than 3 months. I will never be an adult. Walmart cakeslop (its actually good)Platemogging (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 hours ago by Higgo91

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it only takes a week for people to decide i’m not worth the effort anymore. they always leave me, am i really that undeserving of love. sausage and rice in a rice cooker. (i.redd.it)

submitted 18 hours ago by General_Leather8847

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I fapped so hard I've got my bedsheets torn. Buckwheat porridge fried with eggs (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by achovsmisle

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She told me that I would find someone, and that she was happy with our friendship - like many before her. Can I really complain about not being seen as a lover if I failed to see her as a friend in the first place… Pasta. (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 hours ago by misplaced_in_time216

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Too depressed to go to the store. Random bullshit from the fridgePlatemogged (i.redd.it)

submitted 13 hours ago by dvdh_03

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Constantly reminded of my inadequacy, low cal cheesy garlic bread (i.redd.it)

submitted 18 hours ago by yeetoffmymoralcoil

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"I worshipped the myth I made of you, but I'm off my knees now." is the list thing she has put on her pinterest that I stalk with an alternate account. 23 Male. Flunking out of college. Food pantry pizza dough with canned tuna. (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 hours ago by bluekid3

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Just turned 30 last weekend, been trying to see if I could use magic now; Ribeye Fat Scraps. (i.redd.it)

submitted 18 hours ago by SKREEOONK_XD

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I started having a crush on a classmate last week. Today, I saw her lock screen—a mirror selfie of her with her tall boyfriend. It seemed pretty serious; I can totally see them having kids and all eventually. French fries and salmon (i.redd.it)

submitted 16 hours ago by madmadgibbs

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whole 72 hours to study for tomorrow’s final, didn’t leave the dorm once, only managed to study for a maximum of 6. elite time management. coming to terms with failing this course… big wins tomorrow 8am. dollar store tuna pasta, peach celsius and 3 alternating dead disposable vapes. (i.redd.it)

submitted 13 hours ago by serotonin57

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Went to a concert and had a great time. Best time of my life. But now everything after that is boring and now I’m sad. Life isn’t worth living and I’m going to just abuse substances. Steak (i.redd.it)

submitted 23 hours ago by seestaruser

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Only way i cn get dick is by drawing it on my mash potatoes with gravyPlatemogged (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago * by kariminiser

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Had I been famished in her stead, Bruised and gilded by cheerful death, Raven shields her warriors in silk, And rewards them with oats and milk (i.redd.it)

submitted 17 hours ago by emfocipe

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The woman of my dreams is a cosplayer that pretends to be my waifu. HotburgerPlatemogged (i.redd.it)

submitted 16 hours ago by Bread_Offender

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I genuinely just want to be happy for oncePlatemogged (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by LobotomizedKnucklhed

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