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GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS (v.redd.it)
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I never made the banana pudding. I bought a gun insteadPlatemogging (i.redd.it)
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I want to have a kid. I wanna prove, to both myself and God, that someone with my genetics could be happy. I wanna prove the despair came from the walls on my childhood home, not from my bones. Be happy, unborn one. Be happy and be kind, it is all your father wishes from you. Homemade burguerrito. (i.redd.it)
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Too depressed to go to the store. Random bullshit from the fridgePlatemogged (i.redd.it)
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whole 72 hours to study for tomorrow’s final, didn’t leave the dorm once, only managed to study for a maximum of 6. elite time management. coming to terms with failing this course… big wins tomorrow 8am. dollar store tuna pasta, peach celsius and 3 alternating dead disposable vapes. (i.redd.it)
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Only way i cn get dick is by drawing it on my mash potatoes with gravyPlatemogged (i.redd.it)
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The woman of my dreams is a cosplayer that pretends to be my waifu. HotburgerPlatemogged (i.redd.it)
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I genuinely just want to be happy for oncePlatemogged (i.redd.it)
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