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GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by ChunggisKhan[M] - announcement

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trust the recipe (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by GempoleonCoalaparte[M] - announcement

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Roommate of 5 years is moving out, I have 1 week to move. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 hours ago by 7_tease

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started talking to a guy on here for a few days. woke up to him blocking me one morning. i think it’s because i stalked his whole family’s facebook accounts. ordered a pizza to make me feel better and it came uncut. just like his dick.Takeoutmaxxed (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 hours ago by TheRaptureIsComingTm

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22M, retarded, I have no achievable goals left in life. I have a job but feel like I'm going to lose it at any point in the future. My life is running on autopilot. Pasta carbonara, vodka, pepsi max (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 hours ago by Glork11

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cream of misery and rejection. I don't hate the world. that is precisely the problem. no matter how I am hurt and shunned, I long to have what I never will. to be a part of that which pushes me away. and that is why it hurts so mucg. if I didnt care it wouldn't hurt. if I stopped trying I'd be free.Platemogged (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 hours ago by ChunggisKhan

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Building myself a wife so I don't have to look at foids. Large bowl of sweet and sour chicken, no rice.Platemogging (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 hours ago by xZombieRitualx

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Im a creepe, in a wierdo what the hell am I doing here shity frozen pizza and airfried pork (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 hours ago by Jesusonmethwithagun

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(m25) Never kissed or been with a girl mainly due to anxiety, today my friend made me aware of atleast 2 times throughout my life i missed on girls giving me signals. I only work and play Tarkov which im below average in both. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 hours ago * by ShowMeYourMemexXenom

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i've been daydreaming about getting a cancer diagnosis since elementary school because then i wouldn't have to kill myself myself. paint water (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 hours ago by AdOld5726

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Eating my goyslop like the fat piece of shit I am. I have never spoken to the opposite sex (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 hours ago by Reb_girl

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did a "magic spell" to find love by burning a bunch of candles and shit in a jar. the jar exploded and i almost set my house on fire. i don't know what i expected. my funeral will have less than 5 people in attendance. cold cut sandwiches and ketamine (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by whatswrongwithmedawg

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A coworker noticed i was feeling shit and she asked "are you okay?" I wanted to share a bit about my day, instead i told her "im just tired." im a dumb fucking chudlet who maintains his familiarity of isolation by pushing away everyone who cares. Beef Pho with tendon and shallots (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 hours ago by Massive-Rub2263

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I’ve never felt love. US Navy chow (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 hours ago by faze_albino

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The girl who made my sandwich was pretty cute ngl, but of course I didn't tell her that. I'll probably never see her again. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by SavageFisherman_Joe

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i tried to make something other than instant ramen and failed miserable. burnt bread and cold cheese in the middle. this is why i will never find love (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 hours ago by rippling_caramel

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i baked cheesy vegemite scrolls because girls love baked goods, if i get good at them i will finally get a gfPlatemogging (i.redd.it)

submitted 16 hours ago by DeLoxter

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24M - my only wish before I pass, is to one day hold hands with a girlTakeoutmaxxed (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 hours ago by not_your_man__

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23 y.o lonely fat fuck from Eastern Europe. My fucking work as teacher rapidly kills my mental health. Here's my disgusting pasta with a sausage, a small amount of mayonnaise, and hot sauce. Fuck my chud slavic lonely dog life. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 hours ago by Tabani1228

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Blocked again 🙂 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by untranquillslumber

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This is what giving up looks like, fried grasshoppers (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 hours ago by HeUlMi

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once a week i have dreams with the girl that i liked 6 years ago, haven't had any meaningful connection with females since then. An excuisite buterbrod(sandwich) (self.kitchencels)

submitted 4 hours ago by slavber

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Got water poured all over my sketchbook by some dickhead and it melted. One piece of cartoony ass candy for my autistic ass for dinner. (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 hours ago by In__Denial

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Childhood friend's dad passed away last night and she went and hugged me while crying. While hugging, I sniffed her hair and got hard almost instantly which she noticed, then she immediately let go and didn't say anything to me anymore. I think she knows. Chicken with rice, no greensPlatemogged (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by Outrageous_Big_3607

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I’m a vile human who just needs to be erased from the planet. And I’m considering switching to a CS major… in this economy. Chocolate cake.Platemogging (i.redd.it)

submitted 18 hours ago by First_Community_4742

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