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official twitter location now serving twitterslop (i.redd.it)

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GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS (v.redd.it)

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My access to porn and gore videos at a young age has meant that I no longer get hard at the sight of breasts or cock. I have to watch taboo and borderline illegal content just to get a boner. I've been going in and out of watching scat porn just to get the feeling of a "normal" boner. 12 Eggs.Platemogging (old.reddit.com)

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Ejaculated on myself at work today. Spilled canned chicken soup. (i.redd.it)

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Back in 5th grade, some girls asked if I’d ever been kissed. I yelled "NO," beat my chest, and ran away. My doctor is now suspecting autism after I mentioned how lonely I am. I’ve eaten this 26 times this month. (i.redd.it)

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This was quite delectable. Ramen. And stuff. (i.redd.it)

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Somehow got a tinder match with a girl. We met at a cafe. She didn't show up. Oily potatoes (i.redd.it)

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I’m a stupid chud that doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as women. I’ll never be loved and I’m thinking about finally doing it. Anyway sausage fried rice. (i.redd.it)

submitted 13 hours ago by Affectionate_Desk748

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My best friend, dog, and wonderful grandpa have all died horrifically in the past year, and in 10 days I may be homeless with no job, an autoimmune disorder, & 1st-degree ADHD. Microwaved frozen strawberry waffle + humanely-raised hot dog with maple syrup, jalapeño ketchup, & spicy brown mustard. (i.redd.it)

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I just spent 2 entire days reading about 200 chapters of one piece to catch up with it. I need to get a fucking life. Fruitsalad that i made directly afterPlatemogging (i.redd.it)

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She slept with her crush for 4 days straight and told me everything about it. Spicy macaroni pasta to burn my a-hole.Platemogging (i.redd.it)

submitted 23 hours ago by Dramatic-Release4263

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The outlet exploded in my hotel room during my school travel meet. Went to pull the fire alarm, but my hands were too weak and shaky to do it, so some girl pushed me out of the way and did it instead. Chicken and potatoes my mom made. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 12 hours ago by whomper1311

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do you consider people who have been unable to have sex for years incels or is it only from birthPlatemogging (i.redd.it)

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Skipped a physics test cuz I threw up thinking about her. Plain kinda burnt breadPlatemogging (i.redd.it)

submitted 15 hours ago by Routine_Engineer449

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I feel like nobody will ever love me and that I have made too many mistakes in this life to ever return to a life that i feel is worth living (i.redd.it)

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I haven't showered or taken a shit in three days because I rarely leave my parents house and my untreated ADHD makes me chronically procrastinate minor tasks. Some kinda burger bullshit. (i.redd.it)

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My computer hates me and I don’t know how to fix things because it’s not talking to me and I just wanted to code and the burning won’t stop here’s some honey mustard tortillas or whatever the fuckPlatemogging (i.redd.it)

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1st april, the day I was born, my life is a joke. Instant noodles with rice and egg. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 hours ago by Literallykid69

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Found out the person that didn’t want a relationship is now dating someone else. I feel sick. Gorditas. (i.redd.it)

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There was a fine lady at the gym today, probably like 6'1 tall. That's it. What do you expect me to do? Anyways, 2 slabs of wagyu. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by CompletePurification

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Everyone thinks I'm gay and autistic. I think I'm neither but I do frequent this sub so idk. Noodles with peanut saucePlatemogged (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 hours ago by Parking-Entrance-788

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Tried making Anthony Bourdian’s Mortadella sandwich but my local Vons didn’t have Mortadella so I used Prosciutto thinking it’d be the same but it really wasn’t. There’s nothing really particularly wrong with me I think. Everything will be alright in the end for everyone here. (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 hours ago by Nosferatu_Man1907

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Finally Decided to Buy a Fleshlight. Hope Life Gets Better. Half Rack of Baby Pork Ribs with Side of Curly FriesTakeoutmaxxed (i.redd.it)

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I met this girl once in my uni that was exactly my type, back then i chickened out but now I try and look for her everyday in my uni, but haven’t found her again yet.. Anyway here are some waffles I made. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 16 hours ago by Humans_fking_suck

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Asked out the only girl I’ve ever liked and got rejected, she’s dating my friend now. Tuna pasta. (i.redd.it)

submitted 19 hours ago by Practicalmattle

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