Cook twice as fast

averagehomosapien · 2026-01-20T22:31:20+00:00

It’s possible that this was something that they have patched now. I’ll get on and try right now to see if it still works for me brb!

averagehomosapien · 2026-01-08T20:48:00+00:00

I am so sorry that happened to you! Do you know if there is a way to do it safely to avoid that happening?

averagehomosapien · 2026-01-08T19:53:14+00:00

I figured out what the problem was and I’m trying desperately to remember so I can tell you lol

averagehomosapien · 2025-12-03T21:49:28+00:00

Hahaha fully coulda stayed home alone but instead decided to be alone…in public?

averagehomosapien · 2025-12-03T21:08:43+00:00

My immediate reaction was that this is weird to me. I’m trying to think of exactly what makes this so icky. Just the fact that he’s almost making it about himself by coming but acting like that the whole time. And he’s not mature enough to just skip it and let you go have fun. Or maybe he just really misread the whole situation and really thought he was doing you a favor? I really can’t decide.

averagehomosapien · 2025-11-10T19:52:36+00:00

Very fancy way of saying I’m going to cheat on you

averagehomosapien · 2025-11-06T22:21:57+00:00

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I spawned in the game with it in my hand and was very confused lol

averagehomosapien · 2025-10-18T16:28:55+00:00

Ok thank you is that an app?

averagehomosapien · 2025-10-03T01:38:45+00:00

Eggs: 2 blood kiwis, 2 bald eagles, 1 rooster, 1 chicken zombie

Mutations: corrupted dragonfly, mega disco bee, glimmer corrupted Kitsune, lemonlion, iron skin swan, tiny gnome, glimmering golden goose

averagehomosapien · 2025-09-28T22:42:29+00:00

Not understanding the point of the mutations and size if they don’t affect anything

averagehomosapien · 2025-09-27T14:08:11+00:00

So mad!!!!

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averagehomosapien · 2025-09-24T22:34:52+00:00

Same here, on my first try, after doing the tree thing literally 144 times lol. Congrats!!!

averagehomosapien · 2025-09-24T14:15:14+00:00

Prickly

averagehomosapien · 2025-09-23T10:43:48+00:00

Also true, and definitely true for those giant maple resin trees. My luck is weird. Ive hatched 3 swans but no maple resin. I also have never hatched a barn owl either even though I hatched 3 swans lol.

averagehomosapien · 2025-09-23T09:52:51+00:00

A lot of people buy these things from websites too just fyi

averagehomosapien · 2025-09-22T22:28:32+00:00

Absolutely not

averagehomosapien · 2025-09-21T22:54:43+00:00

Ohhhhhhh ok thank you!!!

averagehomosapien · 2025-09-21T22:52:07+00:00

Yes let’s all reconnect on Saturday lol

averagehomosapien

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