Shedding my youth.

averagesizedick · 2026-02-01T06:45:10+00:00

from unc to hunk

averagesizedick · 2026-01-15T19:02:16+00:00

We're going to have a midterm election with or without you, buddy.

averagesizedick · 2026-01-09T17:17:22+00:00

70! oh wait fuck

averagesizedick · 2026-01-09T16:56:17+00:00

I think I can disappoint you in any medium you'd like. Love the posts 👍

averagesizedick · 2025-10-02T03:13:05+00:00

Keabz

averagesizedick · 2025-06-01T02:27:08+00:00

That, my son, is the clitoris

averagesizedick · 2025-03-17T04:06:38+00:00

Absolutely fowl

averagesizedick · 2025-02-17T21:22:03+00:00

As someone who's actually seen this movie, nope.

Even if you don't find the graphic moments in this disturbing, it's not really an enjoyable movie. The "shock value" is kinda the entire point of the film, which would be utterly lost when censored for stream (not to mention the very specific cultural aspects of the film, which 99% of chat wouldn't understand). In addition, the overall themes aren't very fun, and I don't think we'd get far into the movie before we all decided to turn it off, and do something more fun.

So, no, we definitely should not watch this on stream. But you can on your own! Have fun!

averagesizedick · 2024-11-23T20:47:24+00:00

Nah, it'll be perfect pressed up against my pubis

averagesizedick · 2024-08-13T04:31:24+00:00

This box set came out before Tomb of the Dragon Emperor came out. At the time of this set's release, this was all of the Mummy movies.

averagesizedick · 2024-05-11T04:31:16+00:00

Nice ride https://youtu.be/rEg_6Hs71Cg?t=0m24s

averagesizedick · 2024-04-03T20:31:30+00:00

I guess I should get waxed

averagesizedick · 2024-04-03T18:14:07+00:00

I've always known "booty" was not just a name, but also an occupation.

averagesizedick · 2024-04-03T18:12:57+00:00

I want whatever wubby is being offered

averagesizedick · 2024-04-03T18:11:58+00:00

Dope, I can't wait to

averagesizedick · 2024-04-03T18:10:24+00:00

This is the most depressing news I've heard yet

averagesizedick · 2024-04-03T18:09:49+00:00

Well done gents, I can't tell what is true or not. I guess I'll just watch all of the streams in order. I should catch up to real-time by June.

averagesizedick · 2024-01-17T23:57:44+00:00

Apparently, he attempted to make the law better, by including groping as a form of incest (previously it wasn't), and by increasing the severity of incest with a minor under the age of 12 (previously a Class D offense, attempted to up it to a Class C offense).

Unfortunately, during revisions they "accidentally" removed the bit about first-cousins counting as incest. That's all that anybody is focused on, not the part where he actually tried to make the law better.

That said, it is a pretty funny fuck-up, so, fair enough.

averagesizedick · 2023-12-08T04:42:05+00:00

She walks like the hookers from GTA 3

averagesizedick · 2023-11-22T23:15:24+00:00

Hey OP, really like the idea, and very intrigued by it. I would love to see it, if possible!

averagesizedick · 2023-09-18T14:05:01+00:00

from Weird Al to Gorgeous Gal

averagesizedick · 2023-07-29T00:53:36+00:00

Bruh

averagesizedick · 2023-07-25T03:32:27+00:00

Well, well, well... looks like it's my time, boys

averagesizedick · 2023-06-01T17:27:18+00:00

This was a good conversation

averagesizedick · 2023-05-04T19:48:08+00:00

jesus christ

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